The Resume

(December 20, 1949-October 3, 1979)
Birth name was Mary Eileen Chesterton
Raised in Milwaukee and later Chicago
35-23-36
Playmate (November 1969)
Playmate of the Year (1970)
Appeared on 'Streets of San Francisco,' 'Cannon' and 'The Brady Bunch'
Acted in 'Fast Company (1979),' 'Deathsport (1978),' 'Sisters of Death (1978),' 'Great Texas Dynamite Chase (1977),' 'Moonshine County Express (1977),' ''Gator Bait (1976),' 'Truck Stop Women (1974),' 'Single Girls (1973),' '40 Carats (1973),' 'Group Marriage (1972),' 'Unholy Rollers (1972),' 'Jud (1971),' 'Stepmother (1971),' 'Willy & Scratch (1971)' and 'Love Machine (1971)'

Why she might be annoying:

She dropped out of school even though her mother was a college professor.
She preferred to be by herself with a good book and a green apple.
She loved sour green apples.
She liked older men.
She found the world problems depressing.
Her nickname is Mimi.
She fell asleep while driving, crashed and died at twenty-nine.
She just missed becoming a replacement on 'Charlie's Angels.' Her playboy pictorials were the reasons she was not picked.
Despite appearing in 'The Man Who Fell to Earth,' she did not receive credit.

Why she might not be annoying:

She taught drama at the YWCA.
She wanted to move to New York City.
She was Playmate of the Year (1970)

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Brady Bunch - Guest Stars
• I am from Chicago
• I Died Before My 30th Birthday (Ranked: 29)
• I Died in 1979 (Ranked: 29)
• I Died in a Car
• Look at Me and My Pet
• Look at Me, I'm a Woman in Shades
• Look at Me, I'm in the City
• Playboy Playmates
• Playboy Playmates of the Year (Ranked: 1970)
• Profiles 5751-6000 (Ranked: 5970)
• Redheads - Female [A-L]

Year In Review:

For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 2 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2023, Out of 46 Votes: 34.78% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 24 Votes: 45.83% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 19 Votes: 57.89% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 97 Votes: 43.30% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 22 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 12 Votes: 41.67% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 30 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 30 Votes: 73.33% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 31 Votes: 64.52% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 60 Votes: 58.33% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 32 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 200 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 1461 Votes: 50.17% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 1176 Votes: 54.00% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 636 Votes: 75.00% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 541 Votes: 71.35% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 564 Votes: 67.38% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 277 Votes: 58.48% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 589 Votes: 67.74% Annoying
In 2004, Out of 815 Votes: 66.13% Annoying
In 2003, Out of 803 Votes: 56.66% Annoying
In 2002, Out of 388 Votes: 46.65% Annoying