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Justin Halpern

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Internet Personality

The Resume

Why he might be annoying:

    He moved from San Diego to Los Angeles to pursue a screenwriting career.
    He moved back to San Diego to be with his girlfriend but she broke off the relationship the day he arrived.
    He then went on to live back home with his parents at the age of 28.
    Mainstream media outlets covering his popular microblog were forced to censor the first syllable of his Twitterusername.

Why he might not be annoying:

    He doesn't 'tweet' mundane details of his daily life like many Twitter users do.
    His 'tweets' are actual funny things said by his dad.
    His hilarious quotes include 'Pressure? Get married when you want. Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants,' 'Mom and I saw a great movie last night...No, don't remember the name. It was about a guy or, no, wait.. fuck, getting old sucks.' and 'You look just like Stephen Hawking...Relax, I meant like a non-paralyzed version of him. Feel better?... Fine. Forget I said it.'
    As of late winter 2010, his Twitter profile has 1.7 million followers.
    The success of his microblog has led to a publishing deal and a pilot for a CBS sitcom renamed 'Stuff My Dad Says' starring William Shatner .
    Although his dad comes off as arrogant and crude, he declares his father a cool person.

Credit: Batty


Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

Year In Review:

    In 2023, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 3 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 10 Votes: 90.0% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 4 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 1 Votes: 0% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 12 Votes: 58.33% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 10 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 10 Votes: 80.0% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 4 Votes: 75.00% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 18 Votes: 61.11% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 17 Votes: 52.94% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 15 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 14 Votes: 42.86% Annoying
    In 2010, Out of 24 Votes: 45.83% Annoying