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Michael the Black Man

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The Resume

    (circa 1959- )
    Birth name was Maurice Woodside
    Known for appearing at political rallies holding a ‘BLACKS FOR TRUMP’ sign and wearing a t-shirt reading ‘TRUMP & Republicans ARE NOT RASCISTS’

Why he might be annoying:

    He joined the black separatist cult of Yahweh ben Yahweh.
    He continued following Yahweh even after the cult leader denied medical treatment to Michael’s cancer-stricken mother, instead prescribing vegetables, nuts and herbs.
    His brother Ricardo, who left the cult after their mother’s death, testified that he stabbed a man in the eye with a stick, and participated in the beating of another man who was later beheaded by the cult.
    He insisted that Yahweh was neither violent nor a cultist, but ‘a black man that was destroyed by the Clintons.’ (Which is a pretty impressive achievement for Bill and Hillary, considering that Yahweh was busted for violating federal RICO laws by the administration of George H.W. Bush.)
    He claimed that most slaves in America were owned by Cherokee Indians.
    Also, the KKK was founded by Cherokee Indians and their pointy hats represent tepees.
    He said Hillary Clinton’s maiden name of Rodham means she is a member of the Rothschild family, followed by Nation of Islam-style ranting about Jews and the slave trade.

Why he might not be annoying:

    He was acquitted on charges of conspiracy to commit murder (1990).
    He claimed Bill Clinton and John McCain are both secretly Cherokees, so at least he’s a bipartisan loon.
    He got a thumbs up and a shout out from Trump at a campaign rally in Sanford, Florida: ‘Look at those signs behind me. Blacks for Trump. I like those signs.’ (October, 2016)

Credit: C. Fishel


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Year In Review:

    In 2023, Out of 23 Votes: 60.87% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 6 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 36 Votes: 86.11% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 239 Votes: 52.72% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 34 Votes: 17.65% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 20 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 18 Votes: 50.0% Annoying