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David Beckham

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Soccer Player

The Resume

    (May 2, 1975- )
    Known as Becks
    Husband of Spice Girl, Victoria Addams
    Captain for England (2000)
    Plays for Real Madrid (2003-2006)
    Played midfield for Manchester United (1992-2003)
    Autobiography is 'David Beckham: My Story'
    Son Cruz born (February 20, 2005)
    Signed a 5 year deal to play for MLS' Los Angeles Galaxy estimated to be worth $250 million dollars. (January 11, 2007)

Why he might be annoying:

    He had a mohawk haircut and then shaved his head bald, so no kid would be thrown out of school for having a copycat haircut.
    He shaved part of his left eyebrow.
    He wears an earing and has 'BROOKLYN' (son's name) tattooed across lower back.
    During the 1998 World Cup against Argentina, Diego Simeone fouled him. In retaliation he kicked Simeone in the back of the leg and was ejected from the game, causing England to play short-handed (or is that short-legged?) to Argentina and was blamed for England's loss.
    He is known for his short temper.
    He and his wife Victoria Addams named their son, Brooklyn, because that is where they found out she was pregnant.
    He spends hours grooming himself.
    It was reported in a British tabloid he was having an adulterous affair with Rebecca Loos between September and December of 2003 (April 2004).
    He fought with Manchester United's manager, after the manager kicked off his shoe and it struck Beckham in the face.
    During a 2006 World Cup game against Ecuador, he threw up on the field (June 25, 2006).

Why he might not be annoying:

    He is one of the most popular soccer player in British history.
    There are reports that attempts were made to kidnap his son.
    He missed three straight penalty kicks for England.

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

Year In Review:

    For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 74 Votes: 68.92% Annoying
    In 2023, Out of 109 Votes: 54.13% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 102 Votes: 50.98% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 73 Votes: 47.95% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 64 Votes: 43.75% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 88 Votes: 46.59% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 91 Votes: 52.75% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 48 Votes: 54.17% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 114 Votes: 81.58% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 747 Votes: 57.83% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 307 Votes: 64.17% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 1150 Votes: 67.91% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 280 Votes: 75.00% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 87 Votes: 58.62% Annoying
    In 2010, Out of 167 Votes: 72.46% Annoying
    In 2009, Out of 1611 Votes: 75.79% Annoying
    In 2008, Out of 498 Votes: 57.43% Annoying
    In 2007, Out of 1649 Votes: 79.14% Annoying
    In 2006, Out of 614 Votes: 74.43% Annoying
    In 2005, Out of 788 Votes: 67.01% Annoying
    In 2004, Out of 1095 Votes: 65.57% Annoying
    In 2003, Out of 1358 Votes: 55.52% Annoying
    In 2002, Out of 2405 Votes: 67.57% Annoying
    In 2001, Out of 3907 Votes: 65.83% Annoying