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Channing Crowder
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Football Player
    (December 2, 1983- )
    Born in State College, Pennsylvania
    Birth name is Randolph Channing Crowder Jr.
    First-team All-American (2004)
    Son of All-American defensive lineman, and former Dolphin, Randy Crowder
    Played for the Miami Dolphins (2005-2010)
    Drafted by the Dolphins in the third round of the 2005 Draft, 70th overall
    Co-host of the local Miami radio broadcast, 'The Kup & Crowder Show'
    His career may have been predicated on nepotism.
    There are endless theories as to what the hell his OJGB tattoo stands for.
    He briefly tried and failed to rejuvenate his career in 2012.
    He admitted to wetting his pants before every game during his stint with the NFL.
    He was more notorious for his capacity to make outlandish statements than for any on-field prowess.
    He admitted, on his radio show, to selling his Gator jerseys in college, and then backpedaled claiming that he didn't.
    He feuded with Rex Ryan over his tattoos and whether Reed could deck him or his family members 'if he were younger.'
    He was charged with careless driving and leaving the scene of a crash after running his truck into a tree in 2008.
    He was ejected from a Dolphins-Patriots game after engaging in a fight with Patriots offensive tackle Matt Light in the 2008 season.
    He admitted to not being able to find London on a map during a Giants–Dolphins game in London, England, later claiming that there were no blacks in the city (Oct. 27, 2009).
    He accused refs of ignoring Baltimore Ravens Fullback LeRon McLain allegedly spitting in his face, calling it 'a little Stevie Wonder and Anne Frank,' and brushing off reporters who asked if he had just confused Helen Keller with Anne Frank (Nov. 8, 2010).
    He offended a wide array of fans for answering to Charles Barkley's criticism of Dolphin fans by calling Cleveland 'the anus of America' with ugly women, further saying 'don't badmouth Miami but sell Cleveland, Don't sell nasty, dirty, ugly, little Cleveland... the little fans are little Hemorrhoids' (May 23, 2014).
    He was named to the Coaches first-team All-SEC (2004).
    He was named one of the top four linebackers in the state of Georgia by the Atlanta Journal-Constitution (2001).
    He was named to SuperPrep's All-America Team, ranked among the nation's top 30 linebackers (2001).
    Anyone who can piss off Rex Ryan must be doing something right.
    His dad was caught selling cocaine to undercover police officers in 1977.
    He later reflected on his father's arrest by saying 'the only thing I learned from him was about messing up, so I'll try to be a better father than he was.'
    Video replays of his confrontation with McLain proved that, however he chose to react to it, McLain actually did spit in his face during the argument, going un-penalized in the process.
    He suffered a right foot injury which caused the Dolphins to release him; he resigned less than a week later (Jul. - Aug. 2011).
    He mocked the NFL crackdown on helmet-to-helmet hits, saying 'if they're going to keep making us go more and more and more like a feminine sport, we're going to wear pink every game, not just on the breast cancer months. If I get a chance to knock somebody out, I'm going to knock them out and take what they give me. They give me a helmet, I'm going to use it.'

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