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Melinda Windsor

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The Resume

    (June 25, 1944- )
    Born in Akron, Ohio
    February 1966 Playboy Playmate of the Month
    Real name is Ann Brockway Hansson
    Her identity and whereabouts were unknown for over fifty years
    5'4
    38-23-36

Why she might be annoying:

    Despite being one of Playboy's most popular models, her location and whether on not she was even alive were unknown for decades.
    She used the pseudonym 'Melinda Windsor' to hide her Playboy identity from her family.
    Despite the false name, her identity was immediately known in her hometown, and a Decatur, Illinois, newspaper wrote an article about her.
    She claimed she was a student at UCLA, when she was a married insurance rater who attended night classes for one semester.
    Several of her photos have her posing next to a cinderblock bookshelf to give the appearance of a college dorm.
    In many of her pictures, she wears a hideous beehive hairdo.
    Before becoming a Playmate, she modeled for...a shoe ad.

Why she might not be annoying:

    To quote Seinfeld, they are real and they are spectacular.
    She briefly worked as a Playboy Bunny in Los Angeles before retreating to private life.
    Her disappearance was mostly due to her listing of Akron, Ohio, as her home town, when she had moved to Decatur, Illinois, as a teenager.
    Over the years, no one knew about the Decatur newspaper article that outed her as a Playmate.
    An Akron newspaper columnist started searching for her as part of a story, and a Brooklyn researcher found her.
    She was on Facebook under her real name at the time, so she wasn't totally hidden.
    Many of the Playmates of the era went under false names to protect their privacy--and hers lasted for five decades.

Credit: BrotherGrem


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