The Resume

(November 28, 1965- )
Member of the San Francisco Giants (1987-1996), the Cleveland Indians (1997) and the Arizona Diamondbacks (1998-2003)
Five-time baseball All-Star
378 career home runs
1,203 runs batted
Four Gold Glove Awards

Why he might be annoying:

He divorced actress/model Michelle Johnson.
She convinced him to get a tattoo and to shave his head.
Many fans turned on him after he suffered several injuries between 2000 and 2002.
He made $10 million during his final season.

Why he might not be annoying:

He had 43 home runs when the strike ended the 1994 baseball season at 115 games, if he continued to hit at that pace he would have been the first National Leaguer to break 60 home runs.
He was the last original member of the Diamondbacks when he retired (June 12, 2003).
He was a member of the Diamondbacks when they won the World Series in 2001.
He has sole custody of his three children, a reason for leaving the game.
His nickname is 'The Marine.'
A youth baseball league in Chandler, Arizona, is named after him.

Credit: Adrian Lopez

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Adrian Lopez's Profiles
• AL Golden Glove Winners - Third Basemen (Ranked: 1997)
• AL Silver Slugger - Third Basemen (Ranked: 1997)
• Arizona Diamondbacks
• Baseball Players
• Chrome Domes and Cue Balls
• Cleveland Guardians
• Horseshoe Haircut
• I Attended University of Nevada, Las Vegas
• I Married in 1999
• Look at Me, I'm Signing Autographs
• Male Cigar Smokers
• Men Who Gained Full Custody of Their Kids
• My Mug Shot is on The Smoking Gun
• NL Golden Glove Winners - Third Basemen (Ranked: 1994)
• NL Golden Glove Winners - Third Basemen (Ranked: 1993)
• NL Golden Glove Winners - Third Basemen (Ranked: 1991)
• NL Home Run Champs (Ranked: 1994)
• NL Manager of the Year (Ranked: 2014)
• NL RBI Leaders (Ranked: 1990)
• NL Silver Slugger - Third Basemen (Ranked: 1990)
• NL Silver Slugger - Third Basemen (Ranked: 1993)
• NL Silver Slugger - Third Basemen (Ranked: 1994)
• Profiles 8251-8500 (Ranked: 8272)
• San Francisco Giants
• Steroid Users Named in the Mitchell Report [December 13, 2007]

Year In Review:

In 2023, Out of 5 Votes: 80.0% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 5 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 4 Votes: 25.00% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 4 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 3 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 3 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 8 Votes: 25.00% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 33 Votes: 51.52% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 20 Votes: 70.0% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 19 Votes: 52.63% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 17 Votes: 70.59% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 31 Votes: 51.61% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 26 Votes: 57.69% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 48 Votes: 52.08% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 107 Votes: 50.47% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 118 Votes: 56.78% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 257 Votes: 53.70% Annoying
In 2004, Out of 6282 Votes: 43.00% Annoying
In 2003, Out of 3655 Votes: 47.69% Annoying