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Joran Van Der Sloot

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Murderer (Alleged)

The Resume

    (August 6, 1987- )
    Born in Arnhem, Netherlands
    Suspected in the 2005 disappearance of Natalee Holloway, an Alabama teen vacationing in Aruba
    Plead guilty to the 2010 murder of Stephany Flores, a student in Lima, Peru (January 12, 2012)

Why he might be annoying:

    He was the last person seen on an Aruban beach with Ms. Holloway, who went missing on May 30, 2005.
    Exactly five years later, to the day, he became the prime suspect in the beating death of Ms. Flores, whom he met at a casino in Lima.
    In 2008, he allegedly trafficked Thai women to be sold into prostitution in the Netherlands, receiving $13,000 per lady.
    On June 3, 2010, he was charged with extortion by the state of Alabama, in an attempt to get the Holloway Family to pay him $250,000.
    His father, a lawyer and judge, supposedly helped cover up his son's purported crimes.

Why he might not be annoying:

    He believed in safe sex, refusing to have sex on the beach in Aruba without a condom.
    He escaped, only to be caught in Chile, and extradited back to Peru on June 3, 2010.
    The Peruvian police paraded him in front of news cameras and an angry crowd, wearing a bullet proof vest.
    The Dutchman admitted to killing Stephany Flores (June 8, 2010).

Credit: Black Chic


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Year In Review:

    For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2023, Out of 46 Votes: 67.39% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 14 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 28 Votes: 92.86% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 366 Votes: 42.08% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 30 Votes: 46.67% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 264 Votes: 54.17% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 11 Votes: 45.45% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 14 Votes: 64.29% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 25 Votes: 56.00% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 49 Votes: 55.10% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 180 Votes: 65.00% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 526 Votes: 78.14% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 222 Votes: 76.58% Annoying
    In 2010, Out of 2107 Votes: 74.32% Annoying