The Resume

(November 2, 1957- )
Acted in 'Master of Disguise,' 'Blood Shot,' 'Town and Country,' 'Space Marines,' 'Undisputed,' 'Malcolm in the Middle'
Grew up as an Air Force brat
Went to high school in Tehran, Iran
Played football for the Dallas Cowboys
Is 6'4
Mr. Clean look-a-like

Why he might be annoying:

He is a talented performer with a unique appearance, yet winds up in corny, obscure movies.
He is typecast as a menacing villain or burly bouncer.
He's a dead ringer for 'Mr. X' of the 'Resident Evil' video game series.
He was tall, skinny and awkward in high school.

Why he might not be annoying:

He is happily married with a son and daughter.
He has a cult following.
As a teen, he became stronger and built himself to stand up to bullies.
His dream is to star in films of his own creation.
He was a talented football and basketball player.
He took up acting after a knee injury in football.
He could probably beat up most of today's action stars.
With a good agent, he could become the next Vin Diesel.

Credit: Big Papa

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Big Papa's Profiles
• Chrome Domes and Cue Balls
• Dallas Cowboys
• Diseased Initials
• Football Players
• Katharine Leis' Least Annoying
• Look at Me, I Got My Arms Folded
• Murphy Brown’s Secretaries
• People who Have Similar Names on Am I Annoying (Ranked: 92)
• Profiles 5001-5250 (Ranked: 5110)
• Smith Versus Jones

Year In Review:

For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 1 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2023, Out of 3 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 4 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 9 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 9 Votes: 44.44% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 3 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 29 Votes: 89.66% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 9 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 20 Votes: 55.00% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 14 Votes: 57.14% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 25 Votes: 56.00% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 10 Votes: 70.0% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 23 Votes: 52.17% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 33 Votes: 42.42% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 29 Votes: 58.62% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 57 Votes: 64.91% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 107 Votes: 60.75% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 167 Votes: 50.90% Annoying
In 2004, Out of 265 Votes: 53.21% Annoying
In 2003, Out of 522 Votes: 54.21% Annoying
In 2002, Out of 565 Votes: 58.23% Annoying