The Resume

(April 9, 1979- )
Guitarist for The Strokes
Appears on 'Is This It?' (2001)

Why he might be annoying:

He once spat on a cop car after being given a ticket.
He smokes cigarettes.
The name he calls his hair-style is 'The Poodle.'
When he first joined The Strokes he wasn't so good. He claim that he practiced so hard that he ran out of fingertips, so he super-glued his fingers, stuck them to his arms and ripped them off to have skin.

Why he might not be annoying:

He attended New York University Film School.
He learned how to play the guitar at only 9 years old.
His father, Albert Hammond is a famous singer/songwriter.
Some of his influences include Buddy Holly, The Ramones and The Velvet Underground.
He really wanted to start something in music after he saw a show on the life of Buddy Holly in London, England.
He is known for getting into live performances by jumping on bandmate, Fabrizio's drum platform and jumping off the stage.
He met lead singer, Julian at a school he attended in Switzerland.

Credit: Whitestrpsrocker

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Celebrities Born on the Same Date [April] (Ranked: 4091979)
• Celebrity Juniors
• Coachella [Performers] (Ranked: 2002)
• College Drop Outs
• Guitar World's 100 Worst Riffs, Licks and Solos [December 2004] (Ranked: 78)
• I am an Angelino [Residents of Los Angeles]
• I Attended Buckley [Sherman Oaks]
• I Attended Institut Le Rosey
• Magnet's Top 10 Albums [2007] (Ranked: 10)
• New Musical Express' Coolest Celebrities [2006] (Ranked: 23)
• New Musical Express' Top Albums [2006] (Ranked: 34)
• Pig Names
• Profiles 8251-8500 (Ranked: 8349)
• Sons of Celebrities
• Strokes
• Whitestrprocker's Profiles [Series 1]

Year In Review:

In 2023, Out of 2 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 2 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 11 Votes: 54.55% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 4 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 6 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 8 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 14 Votes: 64.29% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 9 Votes: 55.56% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 18 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 6 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 21 Votes: 71.43% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 23 Votes: 52.17% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 30 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 35 Votes: 57.14% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 73 Votes: 72.60% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 113 Votes: 66.37% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 181 Votes: 64.09% Annoying
In 2004, Out of 284 Votes: 65.85% Annoying
In 2003, Out of 281 Votes: 60.50% Annoying