The Resume

(January 8, 1983- )
Finishing move is Swinging Full-Nelson
Won his RAW debut against Steven Richards (February 21, 2004)

Why he might be annoying:

His promos feature his body being compared to the works of Michelangelo, Mozart, and Hemingway.
He has basically the exact same failed character gimmick that Lex Luger, Shawn Stasiak, Mark Jindrak, and others have had.
In his first TV match, he injured Steven Richards' nose for real.

Why he might not be annoying:

He made his TV wrestling debut at the impressive young age of 22.
His girlfriend is a wrestler.

Credit: Mighty Bomb Jack

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• I Had Breast Enhancement [Some Alleged]
• I Lived in Santa Monica
• I Lost at Wrestlemania XXII [April 2, 2006]
• I Reportedly Juiced
• Pro Wrestlers [Male]
• Profiles 13751-14000 (Ranked: 13897)

Year In Review:

In 2023, Out of 24 Votes: 62.50% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 7 Votes: 85.71% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 30 Votes: 90.0% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 11 Votes: 36.36% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 5 Votes: 40.0% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 2 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 3 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 7 Votes: 42.86% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 13 Votes: 53.85% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 17 Votes: 70.59% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 11 Votes: 81.82% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 17 Votes: 82.35% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 43 Votes: 72.09% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 60 Votes: 70.0% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 55 Votes: 72.73% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 156 Votes: 76.28% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 289 Votes: 75.43% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 772 Votes: 69.56% Annoying