The Resume

(December 11, 1972- )
Drafted 133rd overall by the Ottawa Senators (1994)
Calder Trophy Winner (1996)
Forward for the Ottawa Senators (1995-2013) and the Detroit Red Wings

Why he might be annoying:

He looks like Seth Green.
His nickname is 'Alfie.'
He is a golf enthusiast.
He grew his hair out during the 2002-03 season and vowed not to cut it until the Senators won a Stanley Cup (he cut it off during the lockout).
He fathered his oldest son out of wedlock.
He wore the 'toilet bowl' style helmet during his rookie season.

Why he might not be annoying:

He is the first Senator to win a major NHL award.
He played in three consecutive All-Star games (1996-98).
He was named the Senators permanent captain after Alexei Yashin decided to sit out a year in a contract dispute (1999).
He was a member of Sweden's gold medal winning men's hockey team (2006).
He is a fan favorite in Ottawa.
He holds virtually every scoring record for the Senators franchise.
He and Dany Heatley are the first players in NHL history to score shootout goals in a regular season game.

Credit: Ricky

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Calder Trophy Winner (Ranked: 1996)
• European Hockey Players
• Hockey Hall of Famers (Ranked: 2022)
• Hockey News 30 Best Players by Franchise
• I am Swedish
• I Became a Dad in 2003
• I Became a Dad in 2006
• I Fathered Children Out of Wedlock
• I Married in 2004
• Ice Hockey Players
• King Clancy Memorial Trophy Winners (Ranked: 2012)
• Look at Me, I'm a Helmet Head
• Mark Messier Leadership Award Winners (Ranked: 2013)
• Mullets
• NHL All-Star Game Rosters [2012] (Ranked: 1)
• NHL Retired Numbers (Ranked: 11)
• Ottawa Senators
• Profiles 19251-19500 (Ranked: 19288)
• Red, White and Blue
• Ricky's Profiles [Series 04]
• Stanley Cup Finals Losing Captains (Ranked: 2007)
• Top 10 Favorite Sports Stars: Harris Poll [2008-Canada] (Ranked: 8)
• You Can Play Campaign

Year In Review:

In 2023, Out of 4 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 4 Votes: 25.00% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 10 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 3 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 18 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 6 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 7 Votes: 71.43% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 7 Votes: 28.57% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 109 Votes: 65.14% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 10 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 47 Votes: 38.30% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 27 Votes: 55.56% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 25 Votes: 40.0% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 62 Votes: 40.32% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 21 Votes: 47.62% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 92 Votes: 73.91% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 23 Votes: 47.83% Annoying