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Rowanne Brewer (Lane)

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The Resume

    (1964- )
    Born in Miami, Florida
    Miss Maryland USA (1988)
    Acted in 'Round Trip to Heaven'
    Guested on Murphy Brown and South Beach
    Married Jani Lane in 1996
    Resides in Wilmington, North Carolina
    Engaged in a highly-publicized relationship with Donald Trump after meeting him at a party in 1990

Why she might be annoying:

    She began dating Donald Trump shortly after his divorce from Ivana Trump (he was nearly 20 years her senior).
    This also happened at the time she was seeing (and possibly engaged to) Brian Jack of the heavy metal band, Child's Play.
    She claimed to have been flattered when she was referred to as 'a stunning Trump-girl,' while wearing in a bathing suit, during their first encounter.
    She broke off her relationship with Trump after three months to pursue an acting career in Los Angeles.
    She largely turned up dry, her juiciest film role proving to be a babe in a dream sequence of Corey Feldman's.
    She was engaged for three years to real estate mogul Mohamed Hadid (now of Real Housewives fame) before finally calling off their plans to marry.

Why she might not be annoying:

    She won several rounds of the spokes-model category on Star Search.
    She finished tenth and was named Miss Photogenic in the 1988 Miss USA competition.
    Her first professional credit was Ocean City's Best Body on the Beach for 1987.
    Her ex-husband died from alcohol poisoning (2011).
    At 26, she was linked to the most high-profile and publicity-hounded billionaire in America.
    She claimed that the New York Times misquoted her in an attempt to disparage Donald Trump as sexist.
    In terms of looks, let's just say its a head-scratcher that her modeling career didn't go farther (come on, Donald ya couldn't bother to pull a few strings?)
    While they were dating, Trump reportedly asked if she thought he would make a good President. She (allegedly) replied, 'I think you would probably make a good whatever you want to be.'

Credit: BoyWiththeGreenHair


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Year In Review:

    In 2023, Out of 28 Votes: 21.43% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 6 Votes: 16.67% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 8 Votes: 62.50% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 59 Votes: 52.54% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 4 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 25 Votes: 48.00% Annoying