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John Henry Williams

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Baseball Player

The Resume

    (August 27, 1968-March 7, 2004)
    Son of Ted Williams
    Played minor league baseball
    Died of leukemia at thirty five

Why he might be annoying:

    After his father died he had his body frozen, despite the objections of his half sister.
    This also went against Ted's will, which asked to be cremated.
    His half sister suggests that he told her that he wanted to freeze Ted because he wanted to sell his DNA.
    Ted's head would eventually be decapitated.
    In Ted's final years alive he forced Ted to make frequent autograph sessions for the sake of making money for himself.
    He had an embarrassing minor league baseball career.
    He only played in the minor leagues to begin with thanks to who he was.
    He was in his thirties when he started playing minor league baseball.
    He was ranked number one in Espn.com's list of 'Sports' Most Harmful Relatives.'

Why he might not be annoying:

    He wanted to play baseball as a part of his increased relationship with his aging father.
    He became close with his father after not being able to see him for most of his life.

Credit: Whiff Boy


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Year In Review:

    In 2023, Out of 6 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 14 Votes: 78.57% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 8 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 4 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 4 Votes: 75.00% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 6 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 18 Votes: 61.11% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 23 Votes: 52.17% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 9 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 13 Votes: 69.23% Annoying
    In 2010, Out of 13 Votes: 69.23% Annoying
    In 2009, Out of 57 Votes: 73.68% Annoying
    In 2008, Out of 27 Votes: 77.78% Annoying
    In 2007, Out of 88 Votes: 77.27% Annoying
    In 2006, Out of 161 Votes: 70.19% Annoying
    In 2005, Out of 282 Votes: 69.50% Annoying
    In 2004, Out of 632 Votes: 62.18% Annoying
    In 2003, Out of 468 Votes: 70.09% Annoying