The Resume

(March 25, 1951- )
Portrayed Amber on 'Wiseguy' and Selena on 'The Guiding Light'
Starred in 'Flesh,' 'Big Wednesday,' 'L'Amour,' 'Bilitis,' 'Celebrity,' 'The Main Event,' 'The Fifth Floor,' 'Fresh Horses,' 'Wired,' 'Real Genius' and 'Modern Problems'

Why she might be annoying:

She has breast implants.
She started clubbing at 13.
She had a son out of wedlock with Don Johnson.
She has seven tattoos; they are a tiger, roses, flowers, dagger, fleur-de-lis and two angels.

Why she might not be annoying:

Cat Stevens wrote 'Lady D'Arbanville' and 'Wild World' about her.
Her start in movies was doing a lesbian scene for Andy Warhol.
She taught Andy Warhol to crochet.
She is the shortest model signed by Wilhemina (5'4).
She said: 'I call it 'Guiding Lights' because it's freezing in the studio and nobody wears a bra.'

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Celebrity Sleuth's 50 Best Butts (Ranked: 36)
• Groupies
• High Society's 25 Sexiest Superstars [February 1986]
• Hyphenated Names
• I Had Breast Enhancement [Some Alleged]
• I Married in 1976
• I Married in 1980
• I Married in 1993
• I Mothered Children Out of Wedlock
• I Portrayed a Lesbian
• I Probably Banged Andy Warhol
• Long Names
• Look at Me, I'm a Woman in Shades
• Murder She Wrote Guest Stars
• New York Daily News' 100 Coolest New Yorkers [1994] (Ranked: 80)
• Nip/Tuck Guest Stars
• Profiles 1751-2000 (Ranked: 1760)
• Wilhelmina Models

Year In Review:

In 2023, Out of 24 Votes: 45.83% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 176 Votes: 42.61% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 14 Votes: 64.29% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 78 Votes: 46.15% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 107 Votes: 49.53% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 12 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 10 Votes: 70.0% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 10 Votes: 30.0% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 14 Votes: 42.86% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 117 Votes: 44.44% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 61 Votes: 63.93% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 63 Votes: 80.95% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 17 Votes: 58.82% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 75 Votes: 61.33% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 44 Votes: 59.09% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 30 Votes: 43.33% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 77 Votes: 53.25% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 106 Votes: 48.11% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 210 Votes: 56.67% Annoying
In 2004, Out of 242 Votes: 58.68% Annoying
In 2003, Out of 603 Votes: 64.18% Annoying
In 2002, Out of 1653 Votes: 65.94% Annoying
In 2001, Out of 4403 Votes: 61.21% Annoying