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Jessica Smith

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The Resume

    (January 22, 1979- )
    Based in Chico, California
    8th castoff from Survivor Cook Islands
    AKA Flica Flame of the VooDoo Dolls, a NorCal Roller Girls team

Why she might be annoying:

    She is a hybrid of Courtney Marit (wild stringy hair), Angie Jakusz (tattoo on her upper right arm), and Sally Schumann (long socks).
    Also like Courtney, she engages in one of the most hazardous art forms of all time - fire dancing (but on stilts).
    Not surprisingly, roller derby is her favorite participation sport.
    One of her favorite actors is Tom Cruise.
    She cites ‘funky sass' as a musical taste.
    She lifted the box that served as her tribe's chicken coop and allowed the chickens to run away.
    She had no idea what Jonathan meant when he referred to her as ‘My Friend Flicka.'
    She said, ‘I'm not really here to make alliances, I'm here to make friends.'
    She had Cristina in a choke hold during an immunity challenge.
    She portrayed Baby Sun on Teletubbies.
    She voted out Cecilia the person who selected her to join their team.

Why she might not be annoying:

    Among her favorite fruits are strawberries and oranges.
    In addition to naming the Dolls, she designed their outfits and theatrics.
    Though she is a vegetarian, a Dolls teammate said she ate meat to gain strength for the Survivor conditions.
    She built a bond with Cao Boi on the basis of their eccentricities.
    After the peanut butter her tribe won in a reward challenge, she and Candice kissed.
    She was the only Survivor: Cook Islands contestant who understood Cao Boi right off the bat.
    She appeared in a strapless dress for her post-Survivor interview on the Early Show.

Credit: Cool It All Right? and Battyx3


Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

Year In Review:

    For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 3 Votes: 0% Annoying
    In 2023, Out of 6 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 20 Votes: 55.00% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 8 Votes: 75.00% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 9 Votes: 11.11% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 5 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 3 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 14 Votes: 21.43% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 5 Votes: 80.0% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 14 Votes: 57.14% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 17 Votes: 58.82% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 22 Votes: 59.09% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 18 Votes: 44.44% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 23 Votes: 52.17% Annoying
    In 2010, Out of 82 Votes: 70.73% Annoying
    In 2009, Out of 603 Votes: 36.32% Annoying
    In 2008, Out of 356 Votes: 36.52% Annoying
    In 2007, Out of 6187 Votes: 41.49% Annoying
    In 2006, Out of 1596 Votes: 39.66% Annoying