The Resume

(January 24, 1959- )
Appears in 'The Intruder,' 'Little Boy Blue,' 'Father's Day,' 'The Devil a Daughter,' 'Hotel New Hampshire,' 'Terminal Velocity,' 'Harem,' 'Cat People' and 'Tess'
Daughter of Klaus Kinski

Why she might be annoying:

She spent five days in a German prison for failing to pay for public transportation.
She is a vegetarian.
She smokes.
She defended Roman Polanski against statutory rape charges, even though she had sex with him as a minor (she was 13).
Some say that it was she that exploited Polanski by allowing him to look like a fool around her.
As a minor, she had sex with many older men.
She had affairs with Dudley Moore, Milos Foreman, Gerard Depardieu, Marcello Mastroianni and Paul Shrader.
Bunte magazine published a list of at least 8 different guys who may be the father of her child.
(Ibrahim Moussa, the actual father was not mentioned in the article
Moussa and her married, then separated seven months later.
She dropped out of school at 16 years old.
She lost custody of her kids because she left them unattended while she was having sex with Quincy Jones.

Why she might not be annoying:

She ranked #3 in 1995 in FHM's 100 Sexiest Women.
She ranked #25 in Celebrity Sleuth 25 Sexiest Women of 1993.
She speaks five different languages.

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Al Pacino's Leading Ladies
• Bee Stung Lips
• Born in Berlin, Germany
• Cannes Film Festival Jury Members (Ranked: 1988)
• Celebrity Skin's 100 Sexiest Stars of All Time
• Celebrity Skin's 50 Sexiest Starlets of All Time [May 1996] (Ranked: 20)
• Celebrity Sleuth's 25 Sexiest [1993] (Ranked: 25)
• Daughters of Celebrities
• FHM's 100 Sexiest Women [1995] (Ranked: 3)
• Golden Globe: Best New Star of the Year - Actress (Ranked: 1981)
• Got Milk Advertisers
• GQ Magazine's Sexiest 25 Women in Film Ever [October 2008]
• Green Eyes
• High Society's 1998 Cinema Sex Awards [March 1999]
• High Society's 25 Sexiest Superstars [February 1986]
• High Society's 30 Sexiest Celebrities [October 1986]
• High Society's 40 Famous Asses [January 2003]
• I am of Polish Extraction
• I Became a Mom in 1993
• I Have Narcolepsy
• I Married in 1984
• I Portrayed a Manimal
• Lolitas (Jailbait)
• Look at Me and My Pet
• Look at Me, I'm Naked
• L'Oreal Models
• Madame Tussaud's Wax Museum's 5 Most Beautiful Women of History [1988] (Ranked: 4)
• Mr. Skin's Top 10 Celebrity Horror Nude Scenes (Ranked: 6)
• Mr. Skin's Top 100 Celebrity Nude Scenes of All Time [2003] (Ranked: 91)
• No Bra Necessary
• Profiles 1501-1750 (Ranked: 1602)
• Roman Polanski Films
• Smoking Vegetarians

Year In Review:

For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 22 Votes: 45.45% Annoying
In 2023, Out of 19 Votes: 57.89% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 30 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 112 Votes: 50.89% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 92 Votes: 55.43% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 132 Votes: 53.03% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 67 Votes: 70.15% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 17 Votes: 64.71% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 11 Votes: 90.91% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 57 Votes: 50.88% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 53 Votes: 56.60% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 55 Votes: 61.82% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 90 Votes: 77.78% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 36 Votes: 69.44% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 95 Votes: 62.11% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 82 Votes: 60.98% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 118 Votes: 62.71% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 155 Votes: 58.71% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 222 Votes: 63.06% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 447 Votes: 59.51% Annoying
In 2004, Out of 610 Votes: 60.49% Annoying
In 2003, Out of 968 Votes: 60.54% Annoying
In 2002, Out of 2713 Votes: 55.88% Annoying
In 2001, Out of 6119 Votes: 49.81% Annoying