The Resume

(July 24, 1976- )
Born in New York, New York
NBA Point Guard
Played for the Idaho Stampede (1998-1999), Milwaukee Bucks (1999-2002), Mobile Revelers (2002-2003), Toronto Raptors (2003, 2004-2005) Miami Heat (2003-2004, 2010), Houston Rockets (2005-2009), Orlando Magic (2009), New Jersey Nets (2009-2010), and Zhejiang Guangsha (2011)
Attended Fresno State University
Drafted as the 39th pick of the 1998 NBA Draft

Why he might be annoying:

His first names vaguely sounds like 'wafer.'
While playing streetball basketball in his youth, he was often referred to as 'Skip to My Lou.'
The first pro basketball team he played for was one from the inferior Continental Basketball Association.
He was a journeyman player.
He was traded from the Raptors to the Heat. He would then return to Toronto the following season.
He was criticized for his attitude during his time with the Raptors.
He was arrested in downtown Houston on misdemeanor charges of assault and public intoxication (August 5, 2007).
Weeks later, he was arrested again on charges of allegedly slashing a man on the neck during a nightclub altercation (though there was never evidence to prove that he did commit the crime).
He was charged with DWI one year later.

Why he might not be annoying:

During a 2004 Miami Heat game, he scored a game winning shot at the buzzer.
Jeff Van Gundy was able to transform Alston from a bad boy to an efficient and productive player while with the Rockets.
He recorded nine steals during a 2007 Rockets game.
He proved to be a valuable substitute for Jameer Nelson during the remainder of the 2008-2009 season.

Credit: Birdienest81

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Athletes in Trouble
• Basketball Players
• Birdienest81's Profiles [Series 08]
• Houston Rockets
• I Attended Fresno State (California State University, Fresno)
• I Played on 5 or More Teams (Ranked: 6)
• I was Arrested for DUI/DWI
• Miami Heat
• Milwaukee Bucks
• New Jersey Nets
• Orlando Magic
• Profiles 31001-31250 (Ranked: 31089)
• Toronto Raptors

Year In Review:

For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 1 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 10 Votes: 80.0% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 3 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 3 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 5 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 5 Votes: 80.0% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 8 Votes: 75.00% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 11 Votes: 54.55% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 18 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 16 Votes: 81.25% Annoying