The Resume

(May 25, 1974- )
Played for the Oakland A's (1997-2003), Baltimore Orioles (2004-07; 2010), Houston Astos (2008-09), San Diego Padres (2010), San Francisco Giants (2011) and Kansas City Royals
2002 A.L. MVP

Why he might be annoying:

He made a lot of errors and grounded into a lot of double plays.
Early in his career, he struggled to keep his average over .200.
MLB suspended him for 105 games after he tested positive for amphetamines twice (August 17, 2013).

Why he might not be annoying:

He won the Home Run Derby in 2004.
He grew up poor after his family lost their house to a hurricane in 1979.
After signing his contract with the Orioles, the first thing he did with the money was donate to hurricane victims in the Dominican Republic.
He rarely missed a game.

Credit: Rocky

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• 2004 AL All-Star Team
• AL MVPs (Ranked: 2002)
• AL RBI Leaders (Ranked: 2004)
• AL Silver Slugger - Shortstops (Ranked: 2004)
• AL Silver Slugger - Shortstops (Ranked: 2005)
• Baltimore Orioles
• Baseball Iron Man Streaks (Ranked: 1152)
• Baseball Players
• Baseball's All Star Home Run Derby Winners (Ranked: 2004)
• Baseball's Longest Suspensions (Ranked: 105)
• Dominicans
• Houston Astros
• I Became a Dad in 1999
• I Did Not Graduate High School [T-Z]
• I Hit For The Cycle (Ranked: 2001)
• I Pissed Off Peter Angelos
• I Played on 5 or More Teams (Ranked: 6)
• I Reportedly Juiced
• Kansas City Royals
• Look at Me, I'm a Helmet Head
• Look at Me, Yes You! - Finger Pointers
• MLB All-Star Game MVPs (Ranked: 2005)
• Oakland Athletics
• Profiles 15001-15250 (Ranked: 15069)
• Rocky's Profiles [Series 1]
• San Diego Padres
• San Francisco Giants
• Steroid Users Named in the Mitchell Report [December 13, 2007]
• Triple Play/MVP Baseball Covers (Ranked: 2003)

Year In Review:

For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 1 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2023, Out of 3 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 4 Votes: 25.00% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 91 Votes: 62.64% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 3 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 3 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 4 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 4 Votes: 75.00% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 9 Votes: 55.56% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 50 Votes: 62.00% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 50 Votes: 80.0% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 10 Votes: 40.0% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 94 Votes: 60.64% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 25 Votes: 72.00% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 38 Votes: 73.68% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 72 Votes: 63.89% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 146 Votes: 56.85% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 325 Votes: 43.38% Annoying