The Resume

(June 4, 1944- )
Birth name was Holly Michelle Gilliam
Member of the Mamas and the Papas
Sang 'Dedicated to the One I Love'
Recorded 'Monday, Monday,' 'Dream a Little Dream of Me,' 'California Dreaming' and 'You Babe'
Mother of Chyna Phillips
Stepmother of Bijou Phillips
Portrayed Anne on 'Knots Landing,' Hellacious Akers on 'Popular' and Elizabeth on 'Hotel'
Appeared in 'Let it Ride,' 'American Anthem,' 'Scissors' and 'Joshua Tree'

Why he might be annoying:

She divorced bandmate, John Phillips, to wed Dennis Hopper just months later (1970).
She and Dennis Hopper divorced after only eight days of marriage (1970).
She had sex with denny Doherty, the other male member of the Mamas and Papas, and when her husband, John Phillips, caught them, the hippy understood.
She classifies herself as a 'feminist geisha,' she does everything for her man, then when she feels like it she just leaves.

Why he might not be annoying:

She said deep down I may be shallow but I am a straight shooter.
It was said of her that she would never do a dishonorable thing.

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• 9/11 Conspiracy Theorists
• American's Helping Hand
• Battle of the Network Stars [NBC]
• Beverly Hills 90210
• Blender Magazine's 50 Sexiest Artists of All Time (Ranked: 22)
• Celebrity Skin's 101 Sexiest TV Stars [2001] (Ranked: 16)
• Celebrity Sleuth's 25 Sexiest [1989] (Ranked: 3)
• Circus of the Stars: Performers
• Ed Sullivan Show Guests
• Hotel
• I Abused LSD
• I Boarded the Love Boat [L-Q]
• I Married and Divorced in the Same Calender Year
• I Married for Less than Two Years
• I Married in 1970
• I Married in 1971
• I Performed at Monterey Pop
• I Probably Banged Warren Beatty
• I Visited Fantasy Island [L-Q]
• I'm in the Band with My Spouse
• Knots Landing
• Known By a Middle Name
• Look at Me, I'm Dressed Like a Naughty School Girl
• Look at Me, I'm Wearing a Beret
• Mamas and the Papas
• Murder She Wrote Guest Stars
• NY Daily News 14 Celebrity Family Feuds [December 2009] (Ranked: 5)
• Our Marriage Didn't Last a Month
• Our Marriage Didn't Make It To Our First Anniversary
• Phil Spector Pulled A Gun On Me
• Profiles 2501-2750 (Ranked: 2520)
• Rolling Stone's 500 Greatest Songs of All Time - 1-100 [Performers] (Ranked: 89)
• Star Trek Babes
• Top 10 Shortest Celebrity Marriages [MSN, 2004] (Ranked: 2)
• UK Times Shortest Showbiz Marriages [December 2007] (Ranked: 4)
• VH-1's Behind the Music

Year In Review:

For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 64 Votes: 73.44% Annoying
In 2023, Out of 30 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 69 Votes: 50.72% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 25 Votes: 52.00% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 49 Votes: 44.90% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 15 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 8 Votes: 37.50% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 29 Votes: 62.07% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 19 Votes: 68.42% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 22 Votes: 63.64% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 20 Votes: 55.00% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 14 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 397 Votes: 51.64% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 13 Votes: 53.85% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 53 Votes: 62.26% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 78 Votes: 56.41% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 54 Votes: 44.44% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 383 Votes: 49.61% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 317 Votes: 58.99% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 261 Votes: 54.41% Annoying
In 2004, Out of 333 Votes: 56.16% Annoying
In 2003, Out of 3104 Votes: 44.94% Annoying
In 2002, Out of 1910 Votes: 57.80% Annoying
In 2001, Out of 757 Votes: 58.52% Annoying