The Resume

(April 2, 1725-June 4, 1798)
Violinist for the San Samuele Theater in Venice (1745)
Spy for Venice state inquisitors (1774-1782)
Famous for his scandalous memoirs, 'The Story of My Life'
Claimed to have seduced thousands of women
Aka Giacomo Casanova

Why he might be annoying:

He was expelled from school for disorderly conduct.
He was known to seduce the wives and daughters of his friends.
He once dumped a woman he was engaged to in order to have an affair with another lady.
He believed that oysters were aphrodisiacs, and had fifty everyday for breakfast.
His name is synonymous with womanizing.
His autobiography runs over six volumes (and you thought Clinton's was long).

Why he might not be annoying:

He was a sickly child.
The ladies loved him (until he dumped them).
He introduced the lottery to Paris.
He wrote 'Icosameron,' one of the earliest works of science fiction.
His last words were, 'I have lived life as a philosopher, and die as a Christian.'

Credit: Ratman

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• An Asteroid was Named in My Honor (Ranked: 7328)
• Beastie Boys References
• Big Dicks
• Bob Dylan References
• Fiddlers
• I Am a Kiss Ass Suck Up
• I am an Adulterer
• I Did Not Graduate High School [C-E]
• I Escaped From Prison
• I Fathered Children Out of Wedlock
• I Got a Parrot
• I Have a Foot Fetish
• I Write Sci-Fi
• I'm Remembered in a Tribute Song
• Librarians
• Look at Me, My Picture Is Art
• Look at My Hair in Pig Tails/Braids
• My Book is on the Catholic Index of Forbidden Books
• Powdered Wig Wearers
• Profiles 12751-13000 (Ranked: 12955)
• Ratman's Profiles [Series 2]
• Satirized on Rocky and Bullwinkle
• Supersized Egos
• Svengalis

Year In Review:

For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2023, Out of 6 Votes: 16.67% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 11 Votes: 63.64% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 86 Votes: 54.65% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 9 Votes: 44.44% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 6 Votes: 83.33% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 14 Votes: 57.14% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 13 Votes: 38.46% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 22 Votes: 54.55% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 30 Votes: 73.33% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 18 Votes: 83.33% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 59 Votes: 64.41% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 31 Votes: 70.97% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 45 Votes: 62.22% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 84 Votes: 70.24% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 128 Votes: 57.03% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 222 Votes: 56.31% Annoying
In 2004, Out of 78 Votes: 64.10% Annoying