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BJ's Wholesale Club

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Wholesale Warehouse Club

The Resume

    (1984- )
    First club opened in Medford, Massachusetts (1984)
    Originally Zayre discount department store
    Annual membership: $40 (2006)
    157 locations (January 2005)
    Slogan: Where values come to life

Why BJ's Wholesale Club might be annoying:

    The double entendre name may make it hard to move into the conservative states.
    They are located primarily on the east coast of the United States and Ohio.
    You need a membership card to shop there, like it's some kind of secret society.
    Butchers cutting meat are in plain view of vegetarians, which is totally not cool.
    Who needs ten gallons of freaking mayonnaise, anyway?
    You spend thousands of dollars for a flat screen tv when they are handing out free sausage on a stick ten feet away.
    Your receipt must be checked by some old dude before you can leave the store.
    They contribute to America's growing obesity problem because the wholesale pack of bacon, which should last three months, gets eaten in a week.
    They do not provide grocery bags.

Why BJ's Wholesale Club might not be annoying:

    Near Smithtown, Long Island, NY, BJ's is right next to a Hooters.
    Who doesn't like BJs?
    You know you love their awesome discount prices and buying in bulk!
    You can buy a digital camera, a huge bag of Doritos and elegant jewelry all in the same place!
    They have a lenient return policy, so if you are not happy with your ten gallons of freaking mayonnaise, you can return it without any problems.
    They offer a lot of cash back and rebate incentives, so it pays to shop there.
    Credit: D
    See: Sam Walton, Sol Price, BJ's Wholesale Club, Costco Wholesale Corporation, Pace Membership Warehouse, Price Club Wholesalers and Sam's Club

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

Year In Review:

    In 2023, Out of 4 Votes: 75.00% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 2 Votes: 0% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 7 Votes: 85.71% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 3 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 2 Votes: 0% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 9 Votes: 44.44% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 5 Votes: 80.0% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 6 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 6 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 16 Votes: 56.25% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 8 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 13 Votes: 69.23% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 10 Votes: 40.0% Annoying
    In 2010, Out of 19 Votes: 78.95% Annoying
    In 2009, Out of 27 Votes: 62.96% Annoying
    In 2008, Out of 33 Votes: 57.58% Annoying
    In 2007, Out of 64 Votes: 70.31% Annoying
    In 2006, Out of 121 Votes: 64.46% Annoying