The Resume

(August 5, 1977- )
Played for the Oakland A's (2000-2004)
Played for the St. Louis Cardinals (2005- )
Led AL in wins (2001)
Led AL in complete games (2003, 2004)
Led AL in shutouts (2001, 2003)
AL All-Star (2003, 2004)
6 feet 6 inches tall

Why he might be annoying:

He missed time late in the 2003 season with a hip injury.
He was 9-10 with a 5.44 ERA his rookie season.
He had only one career hit before being traded to the Cardinals.
He was traded to the Cardinals because his salary was getting to be too expensive for the Oakland A's.
He didn't have an extra base hit before the 2006 season.

Why he might not be annoying:

He hit a home run in the first game he pitched at the new Busch Stadium.
He out dueled Roger Clemens in a May 2005 game where he pitched 10 shutout innings, allowing 1 hit and throwing 101 pitches. He was the winning pitcher.
He is known as a pitcher that doesn't take a lot of times between pitches.
He doesn't allow many home runs.
He is an avid golfer that participates in several celebrity golf tournaments during the off season.

Credit: FHgrad99

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• 2004 AL All-Star Team
• Baseball Players
• Celebrities Born on the Same Date [August] (Ranked: 8051977)
• Double M Initials
• ESPN the Magazine's 21st Century All-Stars [2003]
• Fhgrad99's Profiles
• I Attended Michigan State University
• I Played For the Cardinals and Athletics
• Oakland Athletics
• People with Bruce, Marc or Keith in their Names
• Pretty Boys
• Profiles 17751-18000 (Ranked: 17868)
• St. Louis Cardinals

Year In Review:

For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2023, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 90 Votes: 54.44% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 67 Votes: 43.28% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 4 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 6 Votes: 16.67% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 3 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 8 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 12 Votes: 41.67% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 15 Votes: 46.67% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 22 Votes: 72.73% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 15 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 22 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 37 Votes: 54.05% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 28 Votes: 60.71% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 79 Votes: 67.09% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 145 Votes: 62.76% Annoying