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Shane

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Adult Actress

The Resume

    (December 16, 1969- )
    Birth name is Shannon Dianne Hewitt
    Began modeling nude at 18
    Seymore Butts original 'Tushy Girl'
    Starred in 'Best of Shane's World,' 'Seymore Butts Deep Inside Shane' and 'Sleaze Pleaze'
    Produces, Directs and Stars in her own series 'Shane's World'

Why she might be annoying:

    Shane, with rare exceptions, only appeared in Seymore Butts videos until they broke up (late, 1995).
    She goes by the pretentious single name of Shane.
    She has a toothy grin.
    Her breast implants are huge.
    She dropped out of high school in her freshman year.
    She lost her virginity at 15.
    She taught gymnastics to preschoolers while stripping.
    Her voice has been categorized as a horny Gracie Allen.
    The L.A. Vice Squad arrested Shane at the Diamond Club in Hollywood, charging her with inciting a riot (June 4, 1996).
    They let her go, and then arrested her again at 2 A.M. as she said: 'They brought me down to the police station...and it ends up that six years ago, I was at Malibu Beach at a volleyball tournament and I took my dog onto the beach without a leash and I got a ticket. I didn't even know about it.' Her roommate paid the $270 fine and she was released.
    She got pregnant, retired, married and then returned to porn.
    Being a tom boy her dad nicknamed her Shane, after the Alan Ladd character in the 1953 western.

Why she might not be annoying:

    Shane was molested in fifth grade by her stepfather.
    Her first lesbian experience was at 21.
    After getting married, Shane returned to porn, mainly in the role of a producer-director.
    She produces films with all males wearing condoms saying 'Our youth needs to be educated about the growing risks of sexually transmittable diseases, and because the sex industry belongs to us, I feel it is especially critical that we be role models for our viewers.'
    She is ranked #47 in The 50 Top Porn Stars of All Time (AVN - January 2002).

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Year In Review:

    For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 3 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
    In 2023, Out of 31 Votes: 9.68% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 8 Votes: 12.50% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 14 Votes: 64.29% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 86 Votes: 44.19% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 29 Votes: 55.17% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 30 Votes: 43.33% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 19 Votes: 57.89% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 19 Votes: 57.89% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 24 Votes: 58.33% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 84 Votes: 51.19% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 36 Votes: 47.22% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 62 Votes: 53.23% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 81 Votes: 50.62% Annoying
    In 2010, Out of 41 Votes: 60.98% Annoying
    In 2009, Out of 46 Votes: 60.87% Annoying
    In 2008, Out of 61 Votes: 54.10% Annoying
    In 2007, Out of 117 Votes: 69.23% Annoying
    In 2006, Out of 300 Votes: 71.33% Annoying
    In 2005, Out of 1628 Votes: 70.52% Annoying
    In 2004, Out of 356 Votes: 64.04% Annoying
    In 2003, Out of 704 Votes: 63.78% Annoying
    In 2002, Out of 2446 Votes: 43.91% Annoying