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Richard Kuklinski

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Assassin

The Resume

    (April 11, 1935-March 5, 2006)
    Born in Jersey City, New Jersey
    Killed around 200 people
    Known for his ruthless, torturous killings
    Evaded cops for almost 4 decades

Why he might be annoying:

    He doesn’t feel any sorrow or regret extremely heinous killings.
    He has a very short temper.
    He first started killing just for fun; when the mob took notice, he was able to parlay his ‘talent’ into a very lucrative career.
    He beat his wife.
    When he was young, he killed (by torture) animals such as cats.
    When some guy raped a mob boss' daughter, Kuklinski was hired to torture and kill the guy. So he stripped the guy naked, tied him to a tree and literally ripped the mans genitals off with his bare hands. Then he took a knife and sliced off strips of skin.
    Some contract killings ranged from torture to simple cyanide poising (lucky for them).
    He perpetuates the New Jersey mob stereotype.
    He blamed his dad for his life.
    He says he wished he killed his dad.

Why he might not be annoying:

    He was picked on as a kid for being skinny with big ears and for being Polish.
    He said he never hurt woman or children (except for his wife).
    He felt really bad about his first kill, which was an accident.
    He doesn’t kill for sick or perverted reasons, just out of pure rage (and money).
    He had an awful upbringing with an extremely abusive father who would beat him for no reason, knock him out and even killed his seven year-old, older brother.
    He didn't physically abuse his kids.
    His family had no idea about his second life until he was busted by the cops in 1986.
    He didn't drink.
    He probably only tortured when hired to do so.
    He is a product of his environment.

Credit: s


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Year In Review:

    In 2023, Out of 5 Votes: 80.0% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 4 Votes: 25.00% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 11 Votes: 81.82% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 34 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 204 Votes: 58.33% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 20 Votes: 35.00% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 26 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 27 Votes: 55.56% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 30 Votes: 53.33% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 31 Votes: 54.84% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 28 Votes: 60.71% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 62 Votes: 77.42% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 64 Votes: 78.12% Annoying
    In 2010, Out of 138 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
    In 2009, Out of 127 Votes: 74.02% Annoying