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Kellen Winslow, Jr.

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The Resume

    (July 21, 1983- )
    Tight end for the Miami Hurricanes (2001-2004), Cleveland Browns (2004-2008), Tampa Bay Buccaneers (2009-2011), New England Patriots (1 game in 2012) and New York Jets (2013)
    Drafted by the Cleveland Browns as the 6th overall pick in the NFL's 2004 Draft
    Convicted of rape ; mistrial declared on eight other charges (June 10, 2019)

Why he might be annoying:

    He's had a rather disappointing season after being considered the favorite to win the Heisman Award (2003).
    He gets a lot of personal foul penalties called against him.
    After Miami lost a game to the Tennessee Volunteers in which many penalties were called against him, he said: 'It's war. They're out there to kill you, so I'm out there to kill them. We don't care about anybody but this U. They're going after my legs, I'm going to come right back at them. I'm a fucking soldier!'
    He thinks that former team mate Jeremy Shockey is the best tight end in the NFL.
    He has a tattoo that reads 'K2' on his arm.
    He missed the entire 2005 season, because he was driving his motorcycle unsafe speeds, wrecked it, and tore his ACL.

Why he might not be annoying:

    His father is a Hall of Fame football player.
    He's arguably the best player on a team filled with potential 1st round draft picks.
    He was the first tight end in a long time to even be considered for the Heisman.
    He isn't afraid to go after line backers and defensive backs who are trying to tackle him.
    He's willing to take responsibility for Miami's losses.
    He makes key plays when on special teams.

Credit: His Name is Robert


Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

Year In Review:

    In 2023, Out of 6 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 69 Votes: 44.93% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 18 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 36 Votes: 97.22% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 156 Votes: 48.72% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 9 Votes: 44.44% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 4 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 42 Votes: 61.90% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 19 Votes: 63.16% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 13 Votes: 69.23% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 10 Votes: 90.0% Annoying
    In 2010, Out of 63 Votes: 68.25% Annoying
    In 2009, Out of 34 Votes: 67.65% Annoying
    In 2008, Out of 43 Votes: 67.44% Annoying
    In 2007, Out of 104 Votes: 74.04% Annoying
    In 2006, Out of 198 Votes: 72.73% Annoying
    In 2005, Out of 282 Votes: 69.50% Annoying
    In 2004, Out of 353 Votes: 70.25% Annoying
    In 2003, Out of 93 Votes: 92.47% Annoying