The Resume

(October 4, 1965- )
Had two CDs that tanked
Was the frontman for 'Rubber Beaver' and 'Mund'
Part of the 'Howard Stern Show'
Disc Jockey for WXRK-Rock
Appeared off-broadway in 'Tony and Tina's Wedding' and 'The Donkey Show'
Announcer for 'The Tonight Show with Jay Leno'

Why he might be annoying:

He asks celebrities embarrassing questions.
He was physically attacked by Raquel Welch, Andre Previn and Morton Downey, Jr.
He was admonished by Walter Cronkite for using the word 'friggin.'
He is an alcoholic.
He has hemorrhoids.
He smokes cigars.

Why he might not be annoying:

He turned his internship with Howard Stern into a full time gig (1988).
He isn't afraid to ask tough questions to Hollywood-types.
He rose from radio intern to announcer for the Tonight Show (March 29, 2004).
See related: Howard Stern, Robin Quivers, Fred Norris, Gary Dell'Abate, Jackie Martling, Artie Lange, Billy West, Andre Gardner, Doug Goodstein, Mel Karmazin, Sumner Redstone, A.J. Benza, Crazy Cabbie, Beetlejuice, Hank the Angry Drunken Dwarf, Ralph Cirella, Dominic Barbara, Jessica Hahn, Nicole Bass, Mark Harris, 'Elegant' Elliot Offen, 'Melrose' Larry Green, Uzo, Suzanne Muldowney, Beth Ostrosky, Alison Stern, Ray Stern, Ben Stern, Mary McCormack, Allison Janney, Debbie Schlussel, Sam Kinson, Andrew 'Dice' Clay, Opie and Anthony, Erich 'Mancow' Muller and Don Imus

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Airheads [1994]
• Artie Lange Impersonations
• Bobble Heads
• Criollos [White Hispanics]
• Fat Comedians
• Howard Stern Show
• Howard Stern's E! Show
• Howard Stern's Enemy List
• Howard Stern's WWOR Show
• I am a Celebrity - Get Me Out of Here 1 [US-2003] (Ranked: 3)
• I am a Long Islander
• I am Puerto Rican
• I Became a Dad in 2006
• I Have OCD [Obsessive Compulsive Disorder]
• I Hit Stuttering John
• I Look Like a Frat Boy
• I Married in 1997
• I Performed on 'Howard Stern's Private Parts' [1997]
• I Stutter/Stammer
• I was a Howard Stern Intern
• I was Involved in a Physical Altercation on the Howard Stern Show
• Male Cigar Smokers
• Members of Howard Stern's Losers
• Men Caught Weeping in Public
• More Chins than are in a Chinese Phone Book
• My Nickname is Part of My Name [M-Z]
• People with John or Mary in their Names
• Profiles 1001-1250 (Ranked: 1037)
• Roasted by Reverend Bob Levy
• Stuttering John Interviewed Me for Howard Stern's WWOR Show
• Suave Latinos
• VH-1's I Love the 70's Volume 2 Commentators
• VH-1's I Love the 80's 3D Commentators
• Wizard Beards

Year In Review:

For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 11 Votes: 90.91% Annoying
In 2023, Out of 51 Votes: 45.10% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 93 Votes: 45.16% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 109 Votes: 51.38% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 84 Votes: 42.86% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 80 Votes: 48.75% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 841 Votes: 42.57% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 22 Votes: 54.55% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 24 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 35 Votes: 68.57% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 37 Votes: 43.24% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 189 Votes: 67.72% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 123 Votes: 58.54% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 69 Votes: 82.61% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 59 Votes: 61.02% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 77 Votes: 63.64% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 155 Votes: 50.32% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 172 Votes: 70.93% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 1446 Votes: 57.40% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 720 Votes: 69.58% Annoying
In 2004, Out of 2286 Votes: 70.52% Annoying
In 2003, Out of 2285 Votes: 69.50% Annoying
In 2002, Out of 11808 Votes: 78.24% Annoying
In 2001, Out of 10377 Votes: 73.81% Annoying