The Resume

(March 29, 1967- )
Frontman/Harmonica Player for Blues Traveler
Recorded Solo Album: 'Zygote' (1999)
Songs Include: 'Once You Wake Up,' 'Miserable Bastard,' 'Home,' 'His Own Ideas,' 'Tip The Domino' and 'Evil In My Chair'

Why he might be annoying:

His obesity lead to a near fatal-heart attack.
His heart attack occurred while masturbating to porn.
He loves to carry and brandish knives and other weapons.
He played harmonica on Hanson's album 'This Time Around' (2000).

Why he might not be annoying:

He is good friends with the band members of Spin Doctors and played harmonica and background vocals on some of their albums.
After his heart attack, he was forced to undergo an angioplasty and he is now much skinnier.
He had to cope with the death of Blues Traveler's bassist, 'Bobby Sheehan.'
He and his band appear in end of the movie 'Kingpin.'

Credit: Whitestrpsrocker

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Blender Magazine's 50 Dumbest Rock-Star Extravagances [December 2005] (Ranked: 44)
• Boston Phoenix's 100 Unsexiest Men in the World [April 2006] (Ranked: 63)
• Boston Phoenix's 100 Unsexiest Men in the World [April 2007] (Ranked: 86)
• Celebrities Born on the Same Date [March] (Ranked: 3291967)
• E!'s 101 Most Starlicious Makeovers [2004] (Ranked: 65)
• Harmonica Players
• Howard Stern's E! Show
• I am a Libertarian
• I Had Angioplasty
• I Lost a Lot of Weight
• Jam Band Rockers
• Look at Me, I Got a Microphone
• More Chins than are in a Chinese Phone Book
• MTV's Celebrity Deathmatch - Winners [Season 1]
• My Mug Shot is on The Smoking Gun
• People with John or Mary in their Names
• Profiles 8001-8250 (Ranked: 8154)
• Sesame Street Guests
• Space Ghost, Coast to Coast
• Stomach Shrinking Procedures
• Whitestrprocker's Profiles [Series 1]
• Woodstock '94 Performers
• World Series - National Anthem Singers (Ranked: 1996)

Year In Review:

For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2023, Out of 15 Votes: 86.67% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 18 Votes: 11.11% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 29 Votes: 79.31% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 10 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 8 Votes: 37.50% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 1 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 12 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 19 Votes: 52.63% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 30 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 14 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 15 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 18 Votes: 61.11% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 29 Votes: 62.07% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 36 Votes: 61.11% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 101 Votes: 63.37% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 117 Votes: 50.43% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 254 Votes: 55.51% Annoying
In 2004, Out of 319 Votes: 56.11% Annoying
In 2003, Out of 296 Votes: 60.14% Annoying