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Mal Evans

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The Resume

    (May 27, 1935-January 5, 1976)
    Born in Liverpool, England, United Kingdom
    Bodyguard, driver and road manager for the Beatles
    Performed on 'You Won't See Me' (organ), 'Yellow Submarine' (backing vocals and bass drum), 'Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite' (kazoo and organ), 'A Day in the Life' (piano and alarm clock), 'Dear Prudence' (tambourine), 'Helter Skelter' (saxophone) and 'Maxwell's Silver Hammer' (anvil)
    Appeared in the films 'Help!' 'Magical Mystery Tour' and 'Let It Be'

Why he might be annoying:

    He got into a fistfight with French photographers when the Beatles went to Paris (1964).
    He and Neil Aspinall were temporarily fired from Apple for running up food and liquor bills during company lunches.
    He was fatally shot by four Los Angeles police officers when he pointed an air rifle at them.
    After his death, a collection of his Beatles memorabilia, including unreleased recordings, disappeared.
    Evans also disappeared, as his ashes were lost in the mail while being sent to England.

Why he might not be annoying:

    Paul McCartney reportedly offered to pay him royalties for co-writing lyrics for 'Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band,' but failed to follow through.
    He was the only member of the Beatles' entourage invited to attend Paul's wedding to Linda Eastman.
    He discovered Badfinger and produced their Top 10 hit 'No Matter What.'

Credit: C. Fishel


Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

Year In Review:

    In 2023, Out of 78 Votes: 65.38% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 2 Votes: 0% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 14 Votes: 42.86% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 87 Votes: 51.72% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 65 Votes: 56.92% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 62 Votes: 61.29% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 6 Votes: 16.67% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 5 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 17 Votes: 5.88% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 48 Votes: 58.33% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 13 Votes: 46.15% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 13 Votes: 61.54% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 14 Votes: 42.86% Annoying
    In 2010, Out of 31 Votes: 51.61% Annoying
    In 2009, Out of 376 Votes: 48.67% Annoying
    In 2008, Out of 20 Votes: 25.00% Annoying