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Angela Keathley

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Cheerleader

The Resume

    (May 19, 1979- )
    Resides in Belmont, North Carolina
    Registered Nurse
    5'6 - 105 lbs
    Carolina Panthers TopCat Cheerleader (August 2004-November 2005)
    Arrested for a bar brawl at Banana Joes in Tampa, Florida (November 7, 2005 - 2:20 AM)

Why she might be annoying:

    She spent the night of November 7, 2005 in jail, charged with disorderly conduct and resisting arrest.
    She looks like Anastasia Myskina and Marilyn Manson.
    She is painfully thin.
    She did not do the Carolina Panthers proud as their representative in Tampa.
    She was fired as a cheerleader due to this incident.
    She refused to give up the bathroom stall when asked to.
    Within days of her arrest, her official bio was removed from the Carolina Panthers TopCats web page.

Why she might not be annoying:

    This was a beer commercial come to life - inebriated lesbian cheerleader cat fight.
    Witnesses claim she was having sexual contact with Renee Thomas in the bathroom of Banana Joes (November 7, 2005).
    She graduated the University of North Carolina-Charlotte and Carolinas College of Health Sciences.
    She loves to read, especially mystery novels.
    She supports the Susan G. Komen Breast Cancer Foundation.
    She enjoys watching 'The Sopranos.'
    Her favorite credo is 'Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take but by the moments that take our breath away.'
    She said the most important thing in her life is her mom.
    In her Panther's bio, she claimed 'Friendships' were the best thing in being on the squad. Little did they know how friendly she was.
    She was offered money to pose in Penthouse.
    The incident put Banana Joes on the map. To celebrate the incident, they had 'Dress as a Cheerleader' night, where those dressed in the proper attire were given free admittance and pro cheerleaders, drank for free.
    She paid her own way to Tampa as the Carolina Panthers do not bring their cheerleaders on the road.

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

Year In Review:

    For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 5 Votes: 20.0% Annoying
    In 2023, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 66 Votes: 45.45% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 17 Votes: 52.94% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 6 Votes: 16.67% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 3 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 8 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 9 Votes: 55.56% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 14 Votes: 78.57% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 21 Votes: 47.62% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 22 Votes: 63.64% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 52 Votes: 67.31% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 22 Votes: 63.64% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 24 Votes: 58.33% Annoying
    In 2010, Out of 35 Votes: 65.71% Annoying
    In 2009, Out of 48 Votes: 56.25% Annoying
    In 2008, Out of 56 Votes: 42.86% Annoying
    In 2007, Out of 106 Votes: 45.28% Annoying
    In 2006, Out of 173 Votes: 49.13% Annoying
    In 2005, Out of 335 Votes: 61.79% Annoying