The Resume

(October 2, 1936- )
Fertility doctor who used his own sperm to impregnate his clients
Sentenced to 5 years in prison for mail fraud, wire fraud and perjury
Nicknames include ‘The Babymaker’ and ‘The Sperminator’

Why he might be annoying:

He is extremely obese.
He got women’s hopes up by telling them they were pregnant, knowing the whole time they weren’t.
He devastated his patients, sometimes more than once, by telling them they miscarried.
He told his patients after their miscarriages that the fetus would be ‘resorbed,’ a procedure which doesn’t occur in the womb.
He claimed to do lots of great things, like artificially inseminate a male baboon, but never provided proof.
He lied about the screening process of his clinic’s sperm donors. (It was all his!)
He allegedly fathered 75 children through artificial insemination.

Why he might not be annoying:

He provided children for some couples unable to conceive.
Early in his career, he was regarded by some of his contemporaries as a wunderkind.
He did not have to screen sperm donors, since all the sperm came from the same source, him.
He made masturbation not just a hobby, but a career!

Credit: Poeboy

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Breeders [Have 5 or More Kids] (Ranked: 75)
• Criminals
• I Fathered Children Out of Wedlock
• I Made a Perverted Ass Out of Myself
• John Goodman's Impersonations
• More Chins than are in a Chinese Phone Book
• Poeboy's Profiles
• Profiles 16001-16250 (Ranked: 16193)

Year In Review:

For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2023, Out of 23 Votes: 47.83% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 4 Votes: 75.00% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 12 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 1 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 27 Votes: 44.44% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 9 Votes: 44.44% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 18 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 14 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 18 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 23 Votes: 65.22% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 21 Votes: 76.19% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 23 Votes: 73.91% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 52 Votes: 65.38% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 67 Votes: 74.63% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 64 Votes: 76.56% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 110 Votes: 78.18% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 164 Votes: 70.12% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 347 Votes: 70.32% Annoying