The Resume

(December 25, 1960- )
Born in Houston, Texas
Full name is Mark Alexander Ballas, Sr.
Father of Mark Ballas
Partnered on Dancing with the Stars with Cloris Leachman (2008) and Florence Henderson (2010)

Why he might be annoying:

He fell in love with former wife Shirley while she was his dance instructor and still married to her first husband.
After his divorce from Shirley, he started dating women half his age.
He created bizarrely raunchy routines for Cloris, telling her to act like a 'skanky 'ho' for their Salsa performance.

Why he might not be annoying:

He got his dance talent honestly, with his mother being a renowned Flamenco performer.
His father invented Weed Eater.
He reigned as the World Professional Champion from 1995 to 1997.
He's usually paired with the oldest broads on Dancing with the Stars.

Credit: Black Chic

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• BC/Black Chic's Profiles [Series 11]
• Born on Christmas Day [December 25th] (Ranked: 1960)
• Celebrities Born on the Same Date [December] (Ranked: 12251960)
• Dancing With the Stars 07 [2008] (Ranked: 7)
• Dancing With the Stars 11 [2010] (Ranked: 8)
• I am a Texan
• Profiles 29751-30000 (Ranked: 29973)
• Television Without Pity's 10 Worst 'Dancing with the Stars' Celebrities (Ranked: 2)
• Wife Thieves

Year In Review:

In 2023, Out of 3 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 5 Votes: 40.0% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 13 Votes: 53.85% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 10 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 1 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 21 Votes: 52.38% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 20 Votes: 55.00% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 17 Votes: 70.59% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 11 Votes: 72.73% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 57 Votes: 66.67% Annoying