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David Ortiz

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Baseball Player

The Resume

    (November 18, 1975- )
    First Baseman for Minnesota Twins (1997-2003), Designated Hitter for Boston Red Sox (2003-2016)
    Selected as MVP of the 2013 World Series (October 30, 2013)

Why he might be annoying:

    One of his Twins teammates smeared peanut butter on the inside of his underwear, and he didn't realize it until he put it on.
    He was suspended for five games for arguing with an umpire and throwing bats onto the field (July 2004).
    His nickname is 'Big Papi'.
    He claimed he didn't know why he tested positive for performance enhancing drugs in 2003.
    He dropped the f-bomb when addressing the Fenway Park crowd following the Boston Marathon bombing (2013).

Why he might not be annoying:

    He became the first visiting player ever to have back-to-back multi-homer games at Yankee Stadium (July 2003).
    He hit a walk-off home run to beat the Angels in the 2004 baseball playoffs (October 8, 2004).
    He hit a walk-off home run and a game winning base hit to beat the Yankees twice in one day (October 18, 2004).
    He led the Red Sox from 0-3 down to beat the Yankees in the American League Championship Series (October 20, 2004).
    He was on the first Boston Red Sox team in 86 years to win the World Series (October 27, 2004).
    He lost his gallbladder, and parts of his intestines and colon, after being shot in the back in his native Dominican Republic (June 9, 2019).

Credit: James


Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

Year In Review:

    For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2023, Out of 5 Votes: 40.0% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 143 Votes: 58.04% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 13 Votes: 23.08% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 152 Votes: 50.66% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 317 Votes: 63.09% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 487 Votes: 81.93% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 248 Votes: 89.11% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 169 Votes: 58.58% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 375 Votes: 64.53% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 383 Votes: 67.62% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 10 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 23 Votes: 69.57% Annoying
    In 2010, Out of 19 Votes: 52.63% Annoying
    In 2009, Out of 52 Votes: 65.38% Annoying
    In 2008, Out of 47 Votes: 44.68% Annoying
    In 2007, Out of 92 Votes: 60.87% Annoying
    In 2006, Out of 191 Votes: 45.55% Annoying
    In 2005, Out of 492 Votes: 47.36% Annoying
    In 2004, Out of 72 Votes: 40.28% Annoying