The Resume

(June 9, 1965- )
Born in Widnes, Cheshire, England, United Kingdom
Probation officer and post office manager
Birth name is Shaun Astbury
Appeared on 'Brits Behind Bars,' 'Kitchen Criminals' and 'Saturday Night Takeaway'
Participant in Big Brother UK 9 (Summer 2008)
4th evicted - Day 37 (July 11, 2008)

Why he might be annoying:

He met his girlfriend Lisa Appleton when he sold her a crystal ball.
He claims to have hundreds of thousands of friends.
He looks like Matt LeBlanc.
He calls himself the Italian Stallion, yet he has not been to Italy.
He snores.
He loves looking at himself in the mirror.

Why he might not be annoying:

He and girlfriend Lisa Appleton were the first to enter the Big Brother UK 9 house.
He remains calm.
He would prefer stricter laws against drunk drivers.

Credit: Team Annoy

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Big Brother UK 9 [2008] (Ranked: 16)
• Double M Initials
• Look at Me, I'm a Man in Shades
• People with Bruce, Marc or Keith in their Names
• Profiles 23251-23500 (Ranked: 23409)

Year In Review:

For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2023, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 7 Votes: 71.43% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 6 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 3 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 4 Votes: 75.00% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 3 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 17 Votes: 52.94% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 10 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 11 Votes: 90.91% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 7 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 152 Votes: 67.76% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 32 Votes: 78.12% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 44 Votes: 77.27% Annoying