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Louella Parsons

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The Resume

    (August 6, 1881-December 9, 1972)
    Birth name was Louella Oettinger
    Wrote a Hollywood gossip column for the Hearst newspaper syndicate

Why she might be annoying:

    She had a longstanding feud with rival columnist Hedda Hopper.
    She would trash celebrities in print who didn't kiss her butt.
    She had a crow-like voice.
    She spearheaded the effort to discredit Orson Welles because of his unflattering portrayal of her boss, William Randolph Hearst, in 'Citizen Kane.'
    Some believe Hearst awarded her a lifetime column because she kept quiet about his involvement in a murder.

Why she might not be annoying:

    She was one of the most feared people in Hollywood.
    Her column had the power to make or break show biz careers.
    Her influence helped Ronald Reagan (a friend from her hometown of Dixon, Illinois) become a star.
    Her hair had a bald spot, which Hedda Hopper mocked mercilessly.
    She had a knack at coming up with withering insults, such as her crack that Joan Collins 'looks like she combs her hair with an egg beater.'

Credit: JinnFiend


Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

Year In Review:

    For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2023, Out of 10 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 9 Votes: 44.44% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 16 Votes: 75.00% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 28 Votes: 96.43% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 35 Votes: 54.29% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 21 Votes: 52.38% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 9 Votes: 44.44% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 15 Votes: 93.33% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 17 Votes: 52.94% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 26 Votes: 42.31% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 15 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 20 Votes: 70.0% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 12 Votes: 58.33% Annoying
    In 2010, Out of 18 Votes: 77.78% Annoying
    In 2009, Out of 34 Votes: 61.76% Annoying
    In 2008, Out of 42 Votes: 61.90% Annoying
    In 2007, Out of 95 Votes: 74.74% Annoying
    In 2006, Out of 116 Votes: 75.00% Annoying
    In 2005, Out of 259 Votes: 69.50% Annoying
    In 2004, Out of 372 Votes: 70.43% Annoying
    In 2003, Out of 757 Votes: 69.88% Annoying
    In 2002, Out of 959 Votes: 74.45% Annoying