The Resume

(November 27, 1964- )
Born in Beausoleil, France
Bodyguard to Prince Ranier Grimaldi
First husband of Princess Stephanie Grimaldi (1995-1996)

Why he might be annoying:

He's twice divorced.
He fathered three children out of wedlock.
His marriage to Stephanie crumbled when photos surfaced of him cavorting naked poolside with Muriel 'Fili' Houtteman, 'Miss Nude Belgium.'
He recorded two flopped albums.

Why he might not be annoying:

He's athletic and tall.
Their two children were legitimated upon his marriage to Stephanie.
Fili Houtteman and two accomplices were given suspended sentences for ensnaring him in a 'honey trap.'

Credit: Black Chic

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• BC/Black Chic's Profiles [Series 06]
• House of Grimaldi
• I am a Citizen of France
• I Became a Dad in 1991
• I Became a Dad in 1992
• I Became a Dad in 1994
• I Fathered Children Out of Wedlock
• I Made a Perverted Ass Out of Myself
• I Married in 1995
• Look at My Flowers
• Police Officers
• Profiles 22251-22500 (Ranked: 22443)

Year In Review:

In 2023, Out of 3 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 3 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 11 Votes: 90.91% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 5 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 6 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 18 Votes: 72.22% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 1 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 11 Votes: 45.45% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 14 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 18 Votes: 55.56% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 24 Votes: 79.17% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 19 Votes: 68.42% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 61 Votes: 65.57% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 34 Votes: 73.53% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 70 Votes: 71.43% Annoying