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Matt Bischoff

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The Resume

    (May 21, 1974- )
    BMX Brand manager
    Based in Cincinnati, Ohio
    Sixth castoff on Survivor Caramoan

Why he might be annoying:

    Check out the tattoo on his back… at your own risk.
    He wants to bring an iPod and a video camera (‘to film myself doing wild stuff’) to the contest.
    He is a competitive beard grower — what?
    You probably won’t have to worry about ‘bad tippers’ while playing Survivor.
    Perhaps not surprisingly, his friends call him ‘The Beard’ (he lists ‘beards’ as a hobby).
    Most of his air time was connected to Michael, who ended up joining him in the tribal shuffle that sent them to the Bikal.
    Editing in the later part of his elimination episode made it look like Julia was going to be voted out.

Why he might not be annoying:

    He received the coveted first (uncredited!) confessional of the season.
    He loves being a daddy to his two boys.
    He considers himself to be most like Rupert (gee, was it the Ralph beard?).
    He does not like ‘people at gas stations that hold up the line to buy lotto tickets and cigarettes.’
    Cochran executed his elimination based on the fact that he is allied with Michael and he was not likely in possession of the hidden Immunity Idol as Cochran detected his desperation.
    Just like his fellow Fan and (ex-) tribe mate Reynold (who remained with the Gota), he is a Cincinnati native.
    In his ouster confessional – as the first male to get a proper torch-snuffing – he expressed no regrets.

Credit: Cool It All Right? & Battyx3


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Year In Review:

    For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2023, Out of 53 Votes: 24.53% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 3 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 11 Votes: 90.91% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 5 Votes: 80.0% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 11 Votes: 45.45% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 6 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 3 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 11 Votes: 72.73% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 18 Votes: 61.11% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 22 Votes: 59.09% Annoying