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Aleksey Vayner

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The Resume

    (circa 1983- )
    Birth name is Aleksey Garber
    Sent a cheesy video resume to Wall Street head honchos hoping to land a job in investment banking
    Appeared in ‘Inside Edition' and ‘Fox News'

Why he might be annoying:

    The video showed his allegedly breaking a column of bricks with his fist and skiing daredevil style but the camera never zoomed in on his face as ‘he' performed the stunts.
    Another scene showed him ballroom dancing with a scantily clad partner.
    He sent ‘cease and desist' notifications to YouTube.com and other online video sites with the word ‘desist' spelled incorrectly.
    He claimed he taught Elton John and Harrison Ford how to play tennis.
    He allegedly misrepresented his work history with various prestigious organizations in the paper resume that accompanied the video.

Why he might not be annoying:

    He distributed his video strictly for headhunters to view and had no direct part in the video's leak into the Internet.
    Because his contact information was in the video, his cell phone rang non-stop for days.
    He admitted the media attention upset his mother.

Credit: Battyx3


Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

Year In Review:

    For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2023, Out of 5 Votes: 80.0% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 3 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 14 Votes: 85.71% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 14 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 3 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 15 Votes: 53.33% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 258 Votes: 49.61% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 14 Votes: 57.14% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 9 Votes: 55.56% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 17 Votes: 82.35% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 11 Votes: 81.82% Annoying
    In 2010, Out of 32 Votes: 81.25% Annoying
    In 2009, Out of 55 Votes: 72.73% Annoying
    In 2008, Out of 69 Votes: 73.91% Annoying
    In 2007, Out of 95 Votes: 75.79% Annoying
    In 2006, Out of 54 Votes: 61.11% Annoying