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Adam and Eve

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Biblical Characters

The Resume

    (January 6, 3761 BC- )
    Mentioned in the Book of Genesis and the Qur'an
    Adam was made in God's own image on the sixth day
    Temporarily resided in the Garden of Eden
    Took up farming after leaving Eden
    Their story is the basis for Creationism
    Parents of Cain, Abel, and Seth

Why they might be annoying:

    They probably didn't exist.
    In the Qur'an, Eve is simply referred to as Adam's wife.
    Homophobes always point out that they're not Adam and Steve.
    Some believe in them rather than the theory of evolution.
    For some reason, God apparently let them skip childhood.
    Many Renaissance artists insisted on depicting them with fig leaves over their genitalia.
    They gave into Satan's temptation to eat forbidden fruit off the tree of knowledge.
    For this act, God cast them out of the Garden of Eden.
    In some versions of the story, the pair ate forbidden wheat.
    Their son, Cain, went on to kill his brother, Abel.
    They didn't have belly buttons.
    They committed the original sin and because of that we are in a lot of trouble.

Why they might not be annoying:

    All of us are related to them.
    They got screwed over for eating a lousy apple.
    They engaged in the first human sexual activities (and a lot of other firsts).
    Adam was probably the most giving husband in history, sacrificing his rib to create Eve.
    The human larynx is usually called the 'Adam's apple,' because it was thought the fruit Adam ate became stuck in his throat.

Credit: Ratman


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Year In Review:

    For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 89 Votes: 28.09% Annoying
    In 2023, Out of 16 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 26 Votes: 3.85% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 12 Votes: 83.33% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 19 Votes: 15.79% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 26 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 11 Votes: 45.45% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 8 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 38 Votes: 89.47% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 49 Votes: 51.02% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 32 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 30 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 14 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 74 Votes: 54.05% Annoying
    In 2010, Out of 33 Votes: 48.48% Annoying
    In 2009, Out of 337 Votes: 64.69% Annoying
    In 2008, Out of 943 Votes: 76.14% Annoying
    In 2007, Out of 212 Votes: 44.34% Annoying
    In 2006, Out of 201 Votes: 47.26% Annoying
    In 2005, Out of 144 Votes: 52.08% Annoying