The Resume

(1985- )
Born in New Jersey
Resides in New York City
Birth name is Ashley Rae Youmans
Changed legal name to Ashley Rae Maika DiPietro (2006)
NY Governor Elliot Spitzer's prostitute
Part of Emperor Club V.I.P.
Prostitute name is Kristen
Sings 'What we Want'
Created Pasche New York (2005)
Brunette
5'5
105 pounds

Why she might be annoying:

She claims 'I am all about my music, and my music is all about me.'
She left home at seventeen.
She admits to abusing drugs.
She was homeless.
She admitted to having paid sex with NY Governor Elliot Spitzer at the Mayflower Hotel in Washington (February 13, 2008).
She dropped out of high school and relocated to North Carolina.
She is a whore.

Why she might not be annoying:

She sings R&B and sought a recording contract.
She said 'One day, I was in the shower singing 'respect.' He and his lead guitarist burst in, had me repeat it and it started.'
NY Governor Elliot Spitzer paid her $4,000 plus expenses for her services.
She says she is a much stronger and better person because of her struggles.
She kicked out her boyfriend when she discovered he fathered two children.
She makes more than $1,000 per hour as a prostitute.
Her motto is 'What destroys me strengthens me.'

Credit: Team Annoy

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• 2008 Most Annoying 501-603 (Ranked: 580)
• 2011 - 100 Most Annoying (Ranked: 99)
• 2012 - 100 Most Annoying (Ranked: 48)
• 2013 - 100 Most Annoying (Ranked: 15)
• AOL's Top 10 Newsmaker Searches [2008] (Ranked: 6)
• B.C. or A.D.
• Bruce's List of Hottest Women [2008] (Ranked: 13)
• Bruce's List of Hottest Women [2009] (Ranked: 12)
• Fab Life's 27 Most Scandalous Alleged Celebrity Mistresses (Ranked: 7)
• Howard Stern's Dream Cast for Dancing With the Stars [May 7, 2009]
• I Did Not Graduate High School [C-E]
• Known By a Single Name
• Look at Me, I'm a Woman in Shades
• Nerve's America's Top 10 Political Sex Scandals [2007] (Ranked: 7)
• Posed For Playboy
• Profiles 22501-22750 (Ranked: 22658)
• Whores and Johns

Year In Review:

In 2023, Out of 25 Votes: 28.00% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 25 Votes: 64.00% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 32 Votes: 40.62% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 17 Votes: 29.41% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 10 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 22 Votes: 13.64% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 676 Votes: 88.02% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 37 Votes: 72.97% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 113 Votes: 53.10% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 1273 Votes: 51.14% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 2577 Votes: 64.03% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 1575 Votes: 74.10% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 1014 Votes: 67.65% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 268 Votes: 67.54% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 175 Votes: 74.29% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 521 Votes: 64.88% Annoying