The Resume

(June 3, 1989- )
Born in Palo Alto, California
Won three gold medals at both the 2005 and 2007 World Championships
Won one silver and two bronzes at the 2008 Olympics
Former world record holder in the 400m individual medley
Lives in Towson, Maryland

Why she might be annoying:

She used to like boy bands.
One of her favorite past-times is hip-hop dancing.
She was expected to win three golds at the 2008 Olympics, but won three medals of the other colors instead.
She choked in both her events at the 2004 Olympics.
She failed to qualify for the US World Championships team of 2009.

Why she might not be annoying:

She won six World Championships gold medals.
She signed a 10-year deal with Speedo in 2006.
She has a good friendship with Michael Phelps.
Her favorite show is 'The Office.'
She plans to become a journalist once she's retired from swimming.

Credit: Insane In Da Brain

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• I was Home Schooled
• Insane In Da Brain's Profiles [Series 1]
• Joker Faces/Huge Grins
• Just a Dollar Short [People who Just Missed]
• Look at Me, I'm Accepting My Award
• Look at Me, I'm Accepting My Olympic Medal
• Look at Me, I'm Wet
• Profiles 26501-26750 (Ranked: 26548)
• Swimmers

Year In Review:

In 2023, Out of 8 Votes: 25.00% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 280 Votes: 7.50% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 19 Votes: 15.79% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 3 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 10 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 9 Votes: 44.44% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 7 Votes: 42.86% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 3 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 5 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 13 Votes: 53.85% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 19 Votes: 52.63% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 19 Votes: 47.37% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 20 Votes: 30.0% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 38 Votes: 42.11% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 109 Votes: 40.37% Annoying