The Resume

(July 27, 1970- )
Born in Aliquippa, Pennsylvania
Resides in California
Former co-head of Creative Artists Agency
Acted in ‘According to Jim’
Formerly married to Reese Witherspoon (2011-2023)

Why he might be annoying:

His ex-wife’s career overshadows his by a massive landslide.
They named their son Tennessee.
He and Reese were both arrested in Atlanta for DUI (Toth) and disorderly conduct (Witherspoon) on April 19, 2013. His blood alcohol registered at .139.
Buzzfeed reported that his midlife crisis was the root of his marriage breakup.

Why he might not be annoying:

He pleaded guilty for his DUI resulting in probation and a fine.
They met at a mutual friend’s party and Reese was attracted to his not being an actor.
He was a fun stepdad to her other children, Ava and Deacon.
Their wedding took place on Reese’s California ranch where Ava served as Maid of Honor and Deacon was the ringbearer.
Their His-and-Her mugshots from their arrest reveal Reese’s actual first name (Laura) and Reese as a stunning brunette.
He chairs the organization Stand Up to Cancer.

Credit: battyx3

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• BattyX3's Profiles [Series 16]
• Celebrities Born on the Same Date [July] (Ranked: 7271970)
• I Became a Dad in 2012
• I Gave My Kid a Ridiculous Name
• I Married in 2011
• I was Arrested for DUI/DWI
• Look at Me, I'm with the Cops
• Look at My Mug Shot
• Profiles 57501-57750 (Ranked: 57615)

Year In Review:

In 2023, Out of 8 Votes: 37.50% Annoying