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Melyssa Ford

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The Resume

    (November 7, 1980- )
    West Indian, Norwegian and Russian descent
    Cover model for 'Black Men,' 'XXL' and 'King Magazine'
    Writes monthly relationship and dating advice column for 'Smooth' magazine
    Host of BET's 'How I'm Livin' TV series (2004) and 'BET Style' (2005- )
    Portrayed Hoochie Mama on the Showtime series 'Soul Food' (2000)
    Acted in 'Turn It Up (2000)' and 'Psyche (2004)'
    Appeared in music videos with Jay-Z, Sisqo, Ghostface Killah, Mystikal, 112 and Jadakiss

Why she might be annoying:

    She says her middle name is Savannah because 'my dad was into porn stars, I guess.'
    She was studying forensic psychology at York University, but dropped out to become a model.
    She has a pierced belly button.
    Her pen name for her 'Smooth' magazine column is Jessica Rabbit.

Why she might not be annoying:

    She takes pride in being a bi-racial Canadian woman.
    She races motorcycles and cars.
    Her line of DVDs and calendars is profitable.
    She's done volunteer work for Toronto's Humane Society and Wildlife Society.
    She says her favorite movie is 'Monster's Ball (2001)' because 'I always wanted to seeHalle getting tapped from the back! Isn't it nice how they tried to pass it off as a dramatic piece of cinema when, let's call it what it was, it was: soft porn!'

Credit: Scar Tactics


Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

Year In Review:

    In 2022, Out of 13 Votes: 23.08% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 10 Votes: 70.0% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 13 Votes: 61.54% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 3 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 21 Votes: 52.38% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 5 Votes: 40.0% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 8 Votes: 75.00% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 9 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 15 Votes: 53.33% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 37 Votes: 59.46% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 42 Votes: 76.19% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 20 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2010, Out of 63 Votes: 61.90% Annoying
    In 2009, Out of 98 Votes: 72.45% Annoying
    In 2008, Out of 91 Votes: 70.33% Annoying
    In 2007, Out of 240 Votes: 72.50% Annoying
    In 2006, Out of 938 Votes: 48.40% Annoying