The Resume

(March 25, 1958- )
Host of the Internet talk show ‘In Bed with Susie Bright’
Wrote for ‘Salon.com,’ ‘Playboy Online,’ ‘Penthouse Forum’ and ‘The San Francisco Review of Books’
Wrote ‘SexWise (1995),’ ‘Nothing But the Girl: The Blatant Lesbian Image (1996),’ ‘The Sexual State of the Union (1997),’ ‘Susie Sexpert’s Lesbian Sex World (1998),’ ‘Full Exposure: Opening Up to Sex and Creativity (1999),’ ‘How to Write a Dirty Story (2002)’ and ‘Mommy’s Little Girl: Susie Bright on Sex, Motherhood, Pornography and Cherry Pie (2004)’

Why she might be annoying:

She refers to herself as ‘Susie Sexpert.’
She wrote a lesbian advice column, then enraged her fans by ‘coming out’ as bi.
The catch phrase from her talk show is ‘clits up.’
When she was eight, she made and put up fliers attacking gubernatorial candidate Ronald Reagan in her neighborhood.
She tries too hard to be shocking.
She is coy when people ask her if she has an ‘open marriage.’

Why she might not be annoying:

She is obsessed with sex and sexuality.
She believes pornography and erotica are positive things.
Her parents are very supportive.
She’s done cameos in adult films.
She’s in the X-Rated Hall of Fame for being ‘sexual choreographer’ in the movie ‘Bound.’
She is modest.

Credit: Wieland Kalligaro

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Bisexuals
• Celebrities Born on the Same Date [March] (Ranked: 3251958)
• Egg Heads
• I am an Agnostic
• I am an Atheist
• I Impersonated or Portrayed Sarah Palin
• I Like to Dress All in Black
• Look at My Undies
• Nobody Told Me I'm Old
• Profiles 13751-14000 (Ranked: 13782)
• Wieland Kalligaro's Profiles [Series 5]

Year In Review:

For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2023, Out of 5 Votes: 40.0% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 8 Votes: 87.50% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 5 Votes: 40.0% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 10 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 1 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 16 Votes: 62.50% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 4 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 7 Votes: 57.14% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 8 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 18 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 8 Votes: 62.50% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 64 Votes: 45.31% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 32 Votes: 65.62% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 40 Votes: 65.00% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 46 Votes: 58.70% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 133 Votes: 45.11% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 209 Votes: 71.77% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 361 Votes: 51.25% Annoying