The Resume

(January 13, 1919-May 15, 2003)
Died at 84
Starred as Elliot Ness in 'The Untouchables
Starred as Roland on 'Falcon Crest'
Owns a fragrance company
Starred in 'Airplane,' 'Baseketball,' 'Plain Clothes,' 'Caddyshack II,' 'Big Trouble,' 'Uncommon Valor' and 'A Date With Judy'
Starred in the first 3D movie, 'Bwana Devil' (1952)
Oscar nominated for 'Written on the Wind' (1956)
Auto-biography is 'Shooting Straight'
Hosted 'Unsolved Mystery'

Why he might be annoying:

Just prior to getting married, he had an affair with a married woman.
From the clues he gave, it is believed the woman was Ava Gardner.
He hosted a TV investigative report on Y2K.
His acting style is laid back and mechanical.

Why he might not be annoying:

When he married in 1956, he told everyone it is okay to say his wife is 'well stacked.'
He finished second in the national skeet shooting championship (1935).
He was a star on the USC polo team.
His show, 'Unsolved Mysteries' has helped capture 40% of the fugitives profiled.

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Airplane! [1980]
• Alien Heads
• Alta Cockers
• Anthology Series Hosts
• BASEketball [1998]
• Bette Davis' Leading Men
• Celebrities who Served in World War II [1939-45]
• Dan Aykroyd's Impersonations
• Darrell Hammond Impersonations
• Dean Martin Celebrity Roasts - Guests [L-Z]
• Ed Sullivan Show Guests
• Ernst Lubitsch Films
• Golden Boot Award Recipients (Ranked: 2000)
• Guest Voices on Disney’s Recess
• Guest Voices on King of the Hill
• I am an Angelino [Residents of Los Angeles]
• I Appeared on Jerry Lewis' MDA Telethon [S-T]
• I Attended the New York Premiere of ‘Giant’ [October 10, 1956]
• I Attended the Premiere of ‘Batman’ [1989]
• I Attended University of Southern California
• I Boarded the Love Boat [R-Z]
• I Died in 2003 (Ranked: 84)
• I Have a Star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame[R-T]
• I Have Prostate Cancer
• I Lived in Bel Air
• I Portrayed a Matador
• I Probably Banged Ava Gardner
• I Probably Banged Judy Garland
• I Publicly Defended Joan Crawford
• I Sang on the Ed Sullivan Show’s Anniversary Special [June 24, 1956]
• I was Cremated
• I'm Buried at Pierce Brothers' Westwood Memorial Park [Calif]
• Joan Crawford's Leading Men
• John Cassavetes Films
• Liz Taylor's Leading Men
• Look at Me, I'm on MST3K
• Murder She Wrote Guest Stars
• Outstanding Lead Actor in a Dramatic Series Emmy (Ranked: 1960)
• Person to Person - Guests [L-Z]
• Profiles 1501-1750 (Ranked: 1556)
• Red Skelton Show Guests
• Secret Annex Wall Photos [Anne Frank House]
• Stars of Quinn Martin TV Series
• Steven Spielberg Films
• This is Your Life Honorees [L-Z]
• White Men Loved by Blacks

Year In Review:

For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 5 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
In 2023, Out of 12 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 15 Votes: 13.33% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 23 Votes: 13.04% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 73 Votes: 43.84% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 58 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 14 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 51 Votes: 68.63% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 142 Votes: 56.34% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 21 Votes: 23.81% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 25 Votes: 52.00% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 19 Votes: 36.84% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 79 Votes: 49.37% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 72 Votes: 59.72% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 141 Votes: 65.25% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 74 Votes: 39.19% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 43 Votes: 37.21% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 104 Votes: 46.15% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 227 Votes: 45.81% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 273 Votes: 42.12% Annoying
In 2004, Out of 652 Votes: 41.10% Annoying
In 2003, Out of 868 Votes: 42.28% Annoying
In 2002, Out of 1928 Votes: 46.68% Annoying
In 2001, Out of 6988 Votes: 60.00% Annoying