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Melissa Gorga

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Socialite

The Resume

    (March 21, 1979- )
    Sister-in-law of Teresa Giudice
    Youngest member of the Real Housewives of New Jersey
    New Jersey City University alumna (Bachelor of Arts in education and psychology)
    Singles include ‘On Display,’ ‘How Many Times’ and ‘I Just Wanna’ (iTunes.com)

Why she might be annoying:

    Her favorite movie? Titanic (saw it three times!).
    Must be a real, um, bitch, having to deal with your husband’s whacked-out big sis on an ongoing basis.
    Having worked as a bartender at a gentlemen’s club, she up-and-down swears – threatening to sue anyone who claims otherwise – she was never a stripper there.
    A shoplifting charge – from when she was 18 – surfaced in the wake of ‘Strippergate.’
    She dedicated ‘How Many Times’ to her husband.
    She is a speaker for – get this – low-calorie vodka.

Why she might not be annoying:

    Imagine crossing Jessica Alba with Jennifer Lopez (both in her height range).
    Speaking of J-Lo, guess whom else worked with Cris Judd?
    She endured open-heart surgery at age seven (only it was the back of her getting cut open).
    She is a fan of teeny fringed swimsuits.
    For the most part, she is a staunch domestic — albeit with side affairs.
    ‘I was always told to be a cook in the kitchen, a lady in the parlor, and a whore in the bedroom.’ Perfect reality television material!

Credit: Cool It All Right?


Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

Year In Review:

    In 2023, Out of 13 Votes: 53.85% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 485 Votes: 10.31% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 25 Votes: 28.00% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 1 Votes: 0% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 4 Votes: 75.00% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 14 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 5 Votes: 80.0% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 3 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 22 Votes: 54.55% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 37 Votes: 62.16% Annoying