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Scott Brown

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U.S. Senator

The Resume

    (September 12, 1959- )
    Born in Wakefield, Massachusetts
    Member of the Massachusetts House of Representatives (1998-2004) and Senate (2004-10)
    Won a special election to fill the remaining US Senate term of the late Ted Kennedy (January 19, 2010)
    Republican

Why he might be annoying:

    He shoplifted albums when he was 12.
    His sports nickname is Downtown Scotty Brown.
    Discussing lesbian state senator Cheryl Jacques, he said that it was 'not normal' for Jacques and her partner to have children and referred to Jacques' 'alleged family responsibilities.'
    He sponsored a bill to allow doctors to deny emergency contraceptives to rape victims if it conflicts with the doctor's religious beliefs.
    In his victory speech, he introduced his daughters, Ayla and Arianna, then announced, 'Just in case anyone's watching throughout the country, yes they're both available.'

Why he might not be annoying:

    He won Cosmopolitan magazine's 'America's Sexiest Man' contest and posed for a nude centerfold (1982).
    He competes in triathlons.
    He serves in the Army National Guard and won a commendation for meritorious service in homeland security after the 9/11 attacks.
    He described himself as 'fiscally conservative and socially conscious.'
    He was the first Republican elected to the Senate from Massachusetts in nearly four decades.

Credit: C. Fishel


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Year In Review:

    In 2023, Out of 17 Votes: 52.94% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 6 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 67 Votes: 43.28% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 94 Votes: 45.74% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 12 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 12 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 24 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 8 Votes: 37.50% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 29 Votes: 48.28% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 86 Votes: 54.65% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 85 Votes: 44.71% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 5665 Votes: 81.48% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 2218 Votes: 75.38% Annoying
    In 2010, Out of 10308 Votes: 72.43% Annoying