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Johnnie Morton

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Football Player

The Resume

Why he might be annoying:

    He had a mediocre NFL career.
    He made a cameo in the 1996 film 'Jerry Maguire.'
    When he made his mixed martial arts debut, he revealed that he had only a few months of martial arts training in preparation for the fight.
    He was knocked out within 38 seconds of the first round.
    He tested positive for anabolic steroids after the fight.

Why he might not be annoying:

    He scored a game winning touchdown which helped USC win a game 45-42, earning him the nickname 'Johnny Hero.'
    His younger brother also attended USC.
    He is of Japanese and African descent.
    When late night comedian Jay Leno poked fun at the 0-12 record of the Lions in the 2001 season, Morton responded following a win against the Minnesota Vikings, 'I want Jay Leno to kiss my ass.'
    Morton appeared on The Tonight Show and Leno kissed a donkey's ass in response.

Credit: Birdienest81


Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

Year In Review:

    In 2023, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 3 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 17 Votes: 76.47% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 4 Votes: 75.00% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 7 Votes: 85.71% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 1 Votes: 0% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 1 Votes: 0% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 7 Votes: 57.14% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 13 Votes: 53.85% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 15 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 15 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
    In 2010, Out of 24 Votes: 66.67% Annoying