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Brandi Brandt

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The Resume

    (November 2, 1968- )
    Born in Santa Clara, California
    Playmate of the Month (October 1987)
    Cover model for Playboy's August 1989 issue
    Appeared in the films 'Wedding Band,' 'Ticker,' and 'Citizen Toxie: The Toxic Avenger IV'
    Posed alongside Donald Trump for the cover of Playboy's March 1990 issue

Why she might be annoying:

    She failed to translate her modeling into a successful acting career.
    She posed for the infamous Trump cover semi-nude, with only the Donald's black Tux jacket covering her naked body (Hugh Hefner himself was allegedly ashamed of the cover).
    She sued ex-husband Nikki Sixx during their divorce proceedings for $10 million, citing neglect of their children.
    Sixx responded by moving out of their shared home and settling for $6 million.
    She pleaded guilty to charges of conspiring to import drugs from California to Australia. She was later sentenced to three to six years in prison (2014).

Why she might not be annoying:

    She is close friends with Jon Lovitz.
    She had a memorable cameo in Aerosmith's 'Love in an Elevator' music video.
    She guested on an episode of Married with Children in which Al Bundy and Steve Rhodes both vie for her attention.
    Donald Trump was known to sign copies of the Playboy issue at his campaign rallies.
    Trump was so proud of the cover they shot he even had it framed on the wall of his New York office (which made for a very awkward photo-bomb during a visit from Jerry Falwell Jr.).
    She started a successful jewelry design business after serving her sentence.
    She was ironically paroled from jail the same month that Donald Trump was elected President.

Credit: BoyWiththeGreenHair


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Year In Review:

    For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 1 Votes: 0% Annoying
    In 2023, Out of 214 Votes: 33.64% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 15 Votes: 53.33% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 16 Votes: 56.25% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 158 Votes: 42.41% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 53 Votes: 49.06% Annoying