The Resume

(December 29, 1971- )
Attended Dartmouth University
Quarterback for the Philadelphia Eagles (1994-95), Cincinnati Bengals (1996), Minnesota Vikings (1998), Jacksonville Jaguars (1999), Miami Dolphins (2000-2004) and New York Jets (2005)

Why he might be annoying:

Many Dolphin fans hate him.
He wasn't drafted out of college.
A month after being signed by the Cincinnati Bengals, he was released.
He didn't play a single down for his first two football teams.
After trying out for a few teams, he decided to quit playing football and be an assistant coach at Hofstra University.
In his career, he's only thrown 6 more touchdowns than interceptions.
His running back, Ricky Williams and the Dolphins' defense get most of the credit in their wins.

Why he might not be annoying:

After taking a few years off, he managed to land a job with the Miami Dolphins.
In all fairness to him, it'd be pretty hard for anybody to step into Dan Marino's shoes.
After having an uneventful first 5 years in the NFL, he managed to become the starting quarterback for one of the most popular football teams in the NFL.
He participates in many charitable organization, including Research for the Stars Foundation which benefits children with Cystic Fibrosis and the Habitat for Humanity.

Credit: His Name is Robert

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Alphabet Names
• Ant Eaters/Pinocchios [Big Noses]
• Bird Names
• Cincinnati Bengals
• Droopy Eyes
• Famous Jewish Sports Legends
• Football Players
• His Name is Robert's Profiles [Series 3]
• I am a Miami, Floridian
• I Attended Dartmouth
• I Played on 5 or More Teams (Ranked: 6)
• Jacksonville Jaguars
• Look at Me, I'm a Helmet Head
• Look at My Balls
• Miami Dolphins
• Minnesota Vikings
• New York Jets
• NFL Quarterbacks
• NFL's Thanksgiving All-Iron Award (Ranked: 2003)
• Philadelphia Eagles
• Profiles 9501-9750 (Ranked: 9544)

Year In Review:

In 2023, Out of 5 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 2 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 7 Votes: 85.71% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 4 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 4 Votes: 75.00% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 10 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 23 Votes: 47.83% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 19 Votes: 52.63% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 13 Votes: 61.54% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 18 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 16 Votes: 68.75% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 20 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 46 Votes: 76.09% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 77 Votes: 72.73% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 108 Votes: 58.33% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 279 Votes: 67.38% Annoying
In 2004, Out of 558 Votes: 69.53% Annoying
In 2003, Out of 120 Votes: 59.17% Annoying